As you may have heard, President Trump is planning on having some military tanks in Washington D.C. for his spectacular 4th of July celebration. This sounds awesome to me, but I’m actually proud of my country unlike the left. Bette Midler is not only ashamed of America, she says that Trump shouldn’t be allowed to have tanks in Nation’s Capitol because it’s hot in France. Wait. What? Oh, Trump Derangement Syndrome. I get it now.
First, here’s what USA Today says will be going on for the 4th of July in D.C.:
President Donald Trump will take center stage at Fourth of July festivities in Washington D.C. that will also feature Army tanks and military flyovers.
The annual Independence Day celebration on the National Mall, known as the ‘Salute to America,’ will start with a parade and end with a spectacular fireworks display. It will be anything but your routine extravaganza.
I’m not sure if it’s the TDS, senility, or day drinking (perhaps all 3) but this is something Midler sent out on purpose:
An unheard of 115 degrees in France, one of our allies, and Mr Trump is only interested in putting tanks on the Mall for his salute to himself July 4th. I am so ashamed.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 2, 2019
What in the f*ck do these two things have to do with each other? This is like saying you can’t put up Halloween decorations in Texas because there is a high surf advisory in Australia. Actually, mine makes a hell of lot more sense than what Midler said.
It has occurred to me that maybe Midler is suggesting the US tanks should be deployed in France to help combat global warming. Liberals have compared the fight against fictional climate change to WWII so perhaps Midler wants Trump to storm the beaches of Normandy and rip global warming a new asshole. I’m not saying this makes her tweet any less crazy, I’m just searching for a possible explanation.
In related news, CNN’s Jim Acosta also has the sads over military tanks in DC, that he expressed in this “Dear Diary” entry:
Growing up in the DC area we didn’t have tanks on the Mall for the 4th. But we did have The Beach Boys. https://t.co/W0x3vcx7tb
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) July 2, 2019
Hey, Tanks are cool to, bro.
While poor Jim Acosta is worried that the United States military will participate in a celebration of the founding of our great nation, he has no problem with this:
The liberal activist organization Code Pink is planning to fly a “Baby Trump blimp,” referencing the 20-foot blimp that flew in London during Trump’s visits there in 2018 and 2019. According to the event description, it is still fundraising to “make sure Trump gets a great view.”
The group lists the protest as taking place in front of the Lincoln Memorial. But it’s unclear how close they will get given security restrictions in place before and during the celebration.
The group will be protesting the Trump administration’s handling of the border crisis and “spreading hate and racism across the U.S. and the world,”
Is there anything more American than protesting the President of the United States enforcing our immigration laws? Actually almost everything is, but here’s something a little more unAmerican that will also be going on for the 4th:
The man at the center of the 1984 U.S. Supreme Court case that protected the burning of the U.S. flag as constitutionally protected free speech is planning to protest the president as well.
Gregory Lee Johnson, who recently settled for $225,000 with the city of Cleveland for burning an American flag outside of the Republican National Convention in 2016, said he’ll be doing it again Thursday.
“I am going to D.C. on the Fourth of July and I’m going to burn the flag in protest (of his) whole fascist agenda,” Johnson told USA TODAY.
“Think about all Trump has done to whip people into a frenzy,” he said.
So burn a Trump flag, you America-hating asshole.
As you can see liberals hate any celebration of America, but champion displays of disrespect and contempt for our country. They probably don’t get the irony that America’s greatness and freedom allows them to put their temper tantrums on public display.
Can’t these whiny little bitches take one day off? Fire up the BBQ, grab some cold ones, watch the fireworks. Use this time to thank God that you live in best and most free nation that has ever existed and not some shithole country where you’d be shot on sight for burning a flag.
