Liberals love to ruin holidays and next to Christmas, Independence Day is their favorite target. There’s already a campaign underway to declare the American flag a racist symbol of hate but clearly that’s not enough. A gun control group is demanding no fireworks on the 4th of July because they could upset victims of gun violence. The only thing left now is to declare barbecues homophobic and the destruction of our nation’s birthday will be complete.
Everytown for Gun safety is a bullshit astroturf gun control group owned and financed by billionaire douchebag Michale Bloomberg. Though he’s literally flushed tens of millions of dollars down the toilet on this group, achieving no success on the gun control front, he does think that maybe he can get his money’s worth by crapping on the 4th of July.
Here’s a tweet that somebody thought was a good idea:
Every day, an average of 100 Americans are fatally shot & hundreds more are shot and injured. If you’re planning to set off fireworks to celebrate the 4th, consider letting members of your community know so those who might be sensitive to loud noises can prepare themselves. pic.twitter.com/8oYQjLKV35
— Everytown (@Everytown) July 1, 2019
Nope. I’m going to consider the United States of America on the 4th of July. I’m going to reflect upon the freedom that I have thanks to the sacrifice that the patriots and Founding Fathers made. And when I see the bombs bursting in air, I’m going to yell, “America! F*ck yeah!” I won’t however consider the victims of gun violence for a couple of reasons.
First, the term “gun violence” is stupid. Why is violence worse when liberals put the word “gun” in front of it? Isn’t all violence equally as tragic? Liberals using this term is them saying someone who was beaten to death with a 2X4 doesn’t matter and that’s just one of the many ways lefties are shitty people.
Secondly, I’m not going to go around to ask my neighbors if they’ve ever been shot and beg for permission to set off some M-80s. I don’t live in a ghetto so it unlikely anyone in my neighborhood has any bullet holes in them, plus I don’t care. If someone has a problem with fireworks on the 4th of July, move to a country that doesn’t celebrate it.
If Everytown is going to call for a ban on fireworks for the 4th, they need to ban a bunch of other stuff to make sure all victims are coddled equally:
No more Benihana because it makes victims of knife violence uneasy.
All home improvement shows must be cancelled to save the feeling of victims of hammer violence.
Buildings have to be covered with stucco so victims of brick violence don’t freak out.
Baseball and hockey have to be banned for obvious reasons.
Car ownership will be a thing of the past to placate the victims of vehicular violence.
While in public, hands must be kept flat and at one’s side lest victims of fist violence feel triggered.
Only fuzzy bunny slippers are allowed to ease the minds of victims of foot violence.
Only sippy cups are allowed to ease the minds of victims of bottle violence.
No more thinking because that hurts victims of psychic violence.
The dumbest thing about this tweet is that Everytown is saying no fireworks because they upset the 100 Americans who are fatally shot every day. Trust me, the dead don’t care.
