Remember when that emaciated washed-up conservative entertainer call Barack Obama a “boney asshole?” Me neither, mostly because such a person doesn’t exits. I do remember when an overweight has-been liberal entertainer called PresdientTrump a “fat f*ck” because it just happened. Bette Midler showed just how edgy the Resistance is by fat-shaming the President with F-bombs. Okay, maybe she was simply exhibiting symptoms of her crippling Trump Derangement Syndrome.
As you know everything President Trump does triggers liberals and nothing is more painful to them than a non-political celebration of our nation’s birthday. Heading into Trump’s 4th of July spectacular, all lefty Resisters were contractually obligated to freak the f*ck out. Here’s how Bette Midler met the terms of her contract:
So that #FatFuck has hijacked our most important national holiday, Independence Day, to promote his own re-election. Like Rick Wilson says, “Everything Trump touches Dies”. Wonder what he’ll do with Thanksgiving.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2019
Nice, right? Midler hates this country and the will of the people so much that she blasted the freely-elected President of the United States as a “fat f*ck.” Has she ever looked in a mirror? She ain’t slim. This ranks up there in the lack of self-awareness department as if she called someone ugly, or ignorant, or irrelevant, or annoying, or…Well, you get the idea.
What makes this TDS meltdown so much fun is that she took the time to answer the blow back she got on Twitter:
Drop dead. You wish you were me. https://t.co/hyx68CdYpF
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2019
Literally no one wishes they were Bette Midler, including Bette Middler.
Pam, fuck off. Denial is a river in Egypt. https://t.co/gR8B93Izz0
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2019
I have no idea what Pam wrote to Midler, but it must have been dynamite to get an F-bomb from her. She usually reserves those for POTUS.
You fucking wish. https://t.co/b3qbCpFyw4
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2019
Again, no one wishes Midler was a has-been, but many people can’t help but to notice that she doesn’t exactly have a thriving career anymore.
Like me, this next guy wants to know if Midler owns any mirrors:
I am a 73 year old who can look at my country and actually make sense of it. Unlike you. You need a guide or teacher, my (gulp) friend. Plus, I don’t look like any 73 year old YOU have EVER seen, so consider that, you fucking sloth. https://t.co/92NSw8fyBL
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2019
Oddly enough, Midler’s age is the least hideous thing about her. It’s the ugly and the dumpiness that makes her so terribly unappealing. Well that and her personality which is kind of like fingernails on a chalkboard while smelling an open sewer line.
As you can see by the dates on these tweets, Midler spent her 4th of July yelling at people on Twitter That seems weird because in her original tweet she called the Independence Day “our most important national holiday.” If she feels the holiday is so important, why din’t she use her time to celebrate America instead of dropping F-bombs on Twitter randos?
The short answer is, Midler doesn’t think the 4th of July is important because she, like all liberals, hates this country. She was simply using the holiday as a vehicle to drive her anti-Trump hysteria over a cliff.
Old, obese, and unnaturally stressed by a free and fair election is not a recipe for a good health cocktail. I have predicted that TDS is going to kill some of these lunatic liberal celebrities and I think Bette Midler is now the odds-on-favorite for a fatal rectal blowout over President Trump. If it doesn’t happen now, his 2020 reelection is sure to do it.