Maxine Waters Has Secret Plan To Impeach And Imprison President Trump

Huge if true. Insane Rep. Maxine Waters says she has a secret plan to both impeach and imprison President Trump. What is that plan? Well, it’s a secret so she can’t tell you. It’s also possible she doesn’t know what it is either as she is fairly disconnected from reality. It does however involver her “forcing” Robert Mueller to spill the beans on Trump. Hopefully Mueller brings the beans with him for his Congressional testimony or Mad Maxine is going to look foolish.

The democrats were sure that when special counsel Robert Mueller completed his investigation that they would be able to impeach Trump for colluding with the Russians to steal the 2016 election from Hillary Clinton. They got a big case of the sads when Muller issued his report showing absolutely no collusion, coordination, or cooperation between Trump and the Russians on anything, let alone interfering with the election.

Because democrats have a hard time letting go of their bullshit narratives, they are making Mueller testify before the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday in hopes that this time around he’ll implicate the President in a crime.

And that brings in crazy-ass Maxine Waters, who spilled some beans of her own:

Wow, really? Democrats are going to force Mueller into admitting that Trump colluded with the Russians even though his exhaustive investigation found this never happened? Keep in mind that this is an elected member of Congress saying that her party is going to force a witness to contradict his previous on-the-record findings. This would be a direct assault on democracy if it came from a Republican, but is perfectly acceptable in Democratland.

Because she can’t shut up, even on Twitter, there was more:

Water’s describes this plan as “good” but doesn’t give any details about how it’s going to work. Thankfully I was able to psychically probe the California democrat and extract the plan:

The democrats are going to strap Mueller in a chair with his head restrained and eyelids propped open, like from A Clockwork Orange. Then, Maxine Water will perform an erotic strip tease routine. At this point they will ask Mueller if he’s sure Trump didn’t collude with the Russians. If he sticks to his guns that the President is innocent, Nancy Pelosi will take the stage and do a naked oily twerk kind of thing.

After smelling salts are applied to bring Muller back to consciousness, he’ll be given another opportunity to implicate Trump. If he still refuses it’ll be a Squad lap dance at which point he’ll probably slip into a coma. Democrats are hopeful that Mueller will crack before his fight or flight response shuts his brain down permanently.

Waters is certain that Mueller’s testimony on Wednesday is going to bring Trump down, but then again she and all liberals thought the same thing before he issued his report. I’d say short of torture, Muller isn’t going to say anything different than what is in his report. Let’s revisit these Mad Maxine tweets tomorrow after Mueller’s testimony to see how bad they aged.