With the second democratic party debates complete portly pundit Micheal Moore doesn’t see any candidates who can effectively beat President Trump. Maybe none of them offered a plan to subsidize his Cheetos and fudge habit, who knows, but he can’t support any of them. He does however have a plan to take Trump out in 2020 and it involves getting former first lady Michelle Obama to run. Clearly he’s as serious about politics as he is about weight loss.
Moore was on MSNBC after the second debate because that’s who the liberal network thinks qualifies as an expert. He was unimpressed with the crop of 20 democrats and more specifically their ability to beat Trump.
“We have to have a candidate who is beloved by the American people and who is outside the political inner circle, somebody who’s not a politician, somebody who’s gonna win,” Moore said.
Moore then conveniently forgot what actually happened in 2016 probably as a result of some kind of food coma:
“Hillary beat him. It’s not enough just to beat Trump,” said Moore. “The only way to remove Trump is to crush Trump. And that’s the question that has to be asked, who can crush Trump? Who’s the street fighter?”
Jean Claude van Damme? No, he was the Kickboxer and Timecop. Here’s Moore’s answer:
“Frankly, I think, there’s a person that can do this if the election were held today, there is one person that would crush Trump and she hasn’t announced yet and her last name rhymes with Obama. In fact, it is Obama. Michelle Obama,” Moore said.
“Obama” doesn’t rhyme with “Obama,” moron. This is worse than his love poem to Rashida Tlaib.
In addition to terrible poetry skills, Moore sucks at punditing. Here’s why he thinks Michelle would “crush” Trump:
“She is a beloved American and she would go in there and she would beat him. She would beat him in the debates, he wouldn’t be able to bully her, he wouldn’t be able to nickname her,” said Moore.
No, she is loved by democrats, or the same people who voted for Hillary Clinton, which wasn’t enough to get her in the White House. Republicans don’t love Michelle and neither do independents. Come to think of it, socialists Bernie Bors don’t care much for either. Moore is greatly overstating her belovedness. The truth is, she’s a very devicisive figure.
Also, is he kidding? Trump couldn’t come up with nicknames for Michelle Obama? She an NBA power-forward with an unsightly crotch budge who is completely full of shit. She is so ripe for nicknaming, Trump’s twitter would crash from the massive output.
“She takes the stage and she’s so powerful and so good, you just look at that and think ‘of course she could win,’ but everyone’s now saying she’s not going to run. Well, has anyone asked her?… If asked to serve, I believe she would serve,” Moore stated.
Michelle Obama has literally been asked hundreds of times to run for presidnet and she’s turned the offers down every time. I guess Moore doesn’t read the newspaper except for the food section and even that he probably just looks at the pictures.
Obviously Micheal Moore wants Michelle Obama to be president because he thinks she’s made out of chocolate and wants to eat her, which I think we can all agree is pretty racist. He would be in for a huge shock if she did manage to win the White House. Remember when she forced school children to eat small portion low-calorie lunches that tasted like vomit? As president she would most certainly impose this on the entire country.
Could you imagine Moore trying to get by on a small piece of dry fish and 5 unsalted green beans? You think he’s trying to get rid of President Trump now? He’d lead a fat guy rebellion against “president Michelle” for banning his all-fat/sugar diet if he didn’t get too winded.
Michelle Obama has about as much chance of becoming POTUS as Michael Moore has of figuring out what a salad fork is for. This silliness does however show that even super-leftists have no faith in any of the current 2020 democratic candidates ability to beat Trump, which says “4 more years” no matter how you look at it.
