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Piers Morgan Is Threatening To Nuke American Gun Owners If They Don’t Disarm

Piers Morgan Is Threatening To Nuke American Gun Owners If They Don’t Disarm

I have to admit that I miss California Rep. Eric Swalwell since he dropped out of the democratic party presidential nominee race. Sure, he threatened to nuke all American gun owners if they failed to disarm, but he was so dumb and unintentionally hilarious that I feel there’s something missing in his absence. Luckily smary British c*unt Piers Morgan has stepped in to fill the void and is also threatening to nuke American gun owners who fail to disarm. It’s unclear why he thinks he has the authority to make this threat, but that’s just part of the hilarity.

Following the 2 mass shootings perpetrated by left-wing extremists over the weekend, liberals have gone into overdrive in their insanity. First, they are blaming the actions of lefty socialists on right-wing racists and second they think the actions of bad guys means that law-abiding people should lose their Constitutional rights.

Here’s Piers Morgan throwing his unwanted opinion into the mix. He wrote a long rambling article for the Daily Mail shaming Americans for having 2nd Amendment gun ownership rights and imploring President Trump to do something about it. This is him being proud of the way Britain took guns away from the people:

That’s also why, when 16 schoolchildren were shot dead in Britain in the Dunblane massacre of 1996, we banned virtually all guns from civilian hands and haven’t, thank God, suffered a school shooting since then.

Woopdidoo. The royal subjects of Britain don’t have any civil rights protections, which is one of the reasons why we kicked the shit out of them to establish the best and most free country the world has ever known. This is not something to brag about, juts a reminder of how awesome our Founding Fathers were.

Then Morgan suggested that our 2nd Amendment is about hunting, which it is clearly not when he said nobody needs an “assault rifle” for any purpose:

No hunter or sportsman with any pride needs one, and no homeowner needs one to defend themselves.

They might come in handy to perforate invading British forces or any other inept tyrannical presence, though.

Then there’s this dumbass statement:

So America has a uniquely terrible romance with guns that is now exploding into a never-ending series of grotesque massacres as the weaponry grows ever more powerful.

He’s talking about the AR-15, which was invented in 1956 and the AK-47, invented in 1947, hence the name. These weapons haven’t gotten any more powerful in half a century. They have exactly the same power they did when they were invented, before Piers Morgan was born.

Finally, Morgan, who thinks he’s best friends with Donald Trump, said the President has no testicles if he doesn’t ban “assault weapons” like that’s something a US president can do:

So it’s time you grew a pair President Trump, stand up to the NRA and do what REALLY needs to be done.

That means a ban on assault weapons, a ban on high-capacity magazines, and the introduction of mandatory background checks on all gun purchases.

Do it now, or stand condemned as a coward.

Well, he’s the President and doesn’t have the Constitutional authority to pass legislation, that’s Congress’ job. Plus, he took an oath to defend the Constitution, so crapping all over the 2nd Amendment would betray that.

Some Twitter rando though Morgan’s insane rant was spot on, which stroked his ego:

When another Twitter user pointed out the unconstitutionality of this garbage, Morgan went full-Swalwell:

Sounds like a fun war: The United States government destroys the United States with nuclear weapons to unconstitutionally disarm its citizens. What would be the point of this? If the US were controlled by anti-freedom liberal ass-wipes and they wanted a gunless society, nuking the country off the face of the map would seem counter-productive. They might get a relatively disarmed country, but all they’d have left to rule over would be a scorched irradiated wasteland.

And for the record, the US has 6,185 nuclear warheads.

I’m unsure why Piers Morgan thinks he gets to threaten American gun owners with nuclear annihilation if they don’t disarm. We threw his ass out of this country the same way the original patriots kicked King George’s ass back across the Atlantic. In the line of succession, he’s almost the last person on Erath who would ever get his hands on our nuclear launch codes.