As we all know, filmmaker Michael Moore has one of the worst cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome in Hollywood. The President lives rent-free in his head and it makes him do and say absolutely insane things. Take for instance this: just to spite Trump, Moore is his cancelling his gym membership. Wait. What? When has he ever been to a gym? Also, how does this knock Trump down a peg?
SoulCycle is a fitness company offering indoor cycling workout classes, so it’s pretty much a gym for people who don’t know you can ride a bike outdoors for free. When news that the owner of Soul Cycle is planning to host a Trump fundraiser, Moore finished a fudge-drenched side of beef and then tweeted out this rage:
That’s it! Just cancelled my @SoulCycle membership! https://t.co/YvoG4pQv7w
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) August 7, 2019
I can’t decide if he is serious about this. On the one hand he’s a gelatinous pile of goo so it’s funny for him to say, “No more SoulCycle for me.” On the other hand he has absolutely no sense of humor, especially when it comes to Trump, so I think he honestly believes he’s delivering a death-blow to the President’s reelection campaign and that’s just sad.
In other ridiculous celebrity news, elderly out-of- work actress Rosanna Arquette also won’t be taking any spinning classes:
No soul. Cycle
— Rosanna Arquette (@RoArquette) August 7, 2019
But it gets crazier because Arquette is also disgusted by her own whiteness:
I’m sorry I was born white and privileged. It disgusts me. And I feel so much shame.
— Rosanna Arquette (@RoArquette) August 7, 2019
There are actually several solutions to Arquette’s “whiteness” problem: She could give all of her wealth and possessions to a random black guy, seek therapy for her crippling emotional issues, or simply start wearing blackface all the time.
Really though, it speaks volumes to the insanity of the liberal mind that Michael Moore isn’t repulsed by his morbid obesity but Roseanne Arquette is disgusted by the white skin she was born with.
Finally, and this seems like a non-sequitur, Ellen Barkin, another elderly out-of-work actress is convinced that President Trump is arming white nationalists with “assault weapons” to commit genocide on minorities. This is only connected because Arquette retweeted this right before she declared her whiteness a curse:
There will be no ban on assault weapons because our govt is using them against us. #TrumpsRaceWar #WhiteSupremacistTerrorism
— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) August 7, 2019
Interesting theory but it doesn’t account for the mass shooters who used what she thinks are assault weapons during Obama’s presidency, especially the Islamic jihadis in San Bernardino and Orlando. It also ignores the fact that both of the shooters over the weekend were decidedly leftists.
For anyone out there who still thinks celebrity political opinions matter, I say take a look at these 3 tweets and start thinking for yourself. Micheal Moore thinks his poor level of physical fitness hurts Trump, Rosanna Arquette can’t stand her white skin, and Ellen Barkin believes Trump is blocking gun control legislation to commit genocide on people of color. These people are f*cking crazy.
