Joe Biden Says You Need An F-15 To Keep Him From Taking Your Guns

The liberal media can’t chalk this up as another Joe Biden gaffe. In an CNN interview, the former VP and current doomed-to-fail presidential candidate says if he’s elected he will take our guns away. It’s not all bad news because he says if we want to stop his unconstitutional gun-grab all we need to do is get ourselves some F-15 fighter jets. It might be easier (and cheaper) to just not vote for him, but if I have to fire some Hell-Fire missiles at him from the sky, I’m fine with that too.

Biden sat down with Anderson Cooper for an in-depth interview on his plans to wipe his ass with the Constitution. Naturally, Cooper was fine with it. Biden said he intends to ban assault rifles and will get them out of our hands with a mandatory gun “buy-back.”

After saying he favors an “assault weapons” ban, Biden added this dumb-as-shit thing to justify it:

“Well, that’s too, but look, here’s a simple proposition. Let’s assume it’s all absolutely accurate. To want to continue it, does anybody think that it made any sense that someone is able to walk into a gun store, buy an assault weapon that has a multiple rounds, or buy an assault weapon that has 100 rounds even though it may not, you can’t point to the fact that it, in fact, stopped it before? Do you want more of them on the street? Do we want to do that?” Biden asked.

Then Cooper asked Biden straight-up, “So, to gun owners out there who say, well, a Biden administration means they’re going to come for my guns?”

“Bingo. You’re right if you have an assault weapon. The fact of the matter is, they should be illegal, period,” replied Biden.

After saying he is absolutely coming for out guns, Biden tried to go “Constitutional scholar” on our ass to justify it.

“Look, the Second Amendment doesn’t say you can’t restrict the kinds of weapons people can own. You can’t buy a bazooka. You can’t have a flame thrower,” Biden said.

The 2nd Amendment absolutely does say the government can’t restrict any kinds of weapons. Period. “The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” is a clear indicator that the the government may not restrict any type of weaponry civilian have a right to own.

Also, nobody has used a bazooka since Joe Biden was a middle-aged man 75 years ago and people can buy them as military collectors deal in them all the time. Plus, you can totally buy a flame thrower. Elon Musk just made a mint off of selling flame throwers to Millennial douchebags.

Finally, Biden gave a little clue as to how we can oppose his tyrannical unconstitutional agenda:

“The guys who make these arguments are the people who say ‘the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots, we need the protection against the government.’ We need an F-15 for that. We need something well beyond whether or not you’re going to have an assault weapon,” said Biden.

Again “Bazooka Joe” is living in the past. The F-15 is being phased out as the F-16 is the major US military fighter jet and the F-35 is the wave of the future. You’d think some guy who wants to be Commander-In-Chief would know this. I‘m kind of surprised Biden didn’t say we need a P-51 Mustangs to oppose his tyranny.

And that’s really what Biden is saying here. He’s telling us that he will use the full might of the United States military to disarm American citizens. If we don’t have the same weapons as the military, his administration will kill the shit out of us when we don’t surrender our guns.

Hey, at least he didn’t go full Eric Swalwell and threaten to nuke us, but somehow that doesn’t make it any less f*cked up.

Biden is running on a platform to eliminate Constitutional rights and to kill anyone who resists. Even Hitler’s rise to power wasn’t this terrifying. Just sayin’.