CNN anchors are not having a very good day. First a video of Chris Cuomo losing his mind over being called “Fredo” went viral and now “”dumbest guy on TV” Don Lemon is accused of sexually assaulting a man. Lemon Squeezey is being sued for allegedly putting his hands down his shorts in a bar and then making the dude smell his fingers. The liberal media would call this a credible accusation so it must be true. Hey, it’s their rules, I’m just following them.
Mediaite reports the funniest thing you’ll read all day:
A man is suing Don Lemon, claiming the CNN host attacked him at a Hamptons bar last summer. The suit, obtained by Mediaite, was filed Sunday and seeks unspecified damages for “emotional pain and suffering.”
Dustin Hice claims that Lemon attacked him at Sag Harbor dive bar Murf’s in July 2018. Hice, who was working as a bartender at another Hamptons watering hole at the time, said he approached Lemon at the bar one night after recognizing him. Hice “tried to get Mr. Lemon’s attention and offered to buy Mr. Lemon a drink,” the suit claims. The CNN host declined, stating he was “just trying to have a good time.”
Now here’s where it all goes to shit:
Later in the night, the suit says, Lemon approached Hice.
“Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff’s moustache and under Plaintiff’s nose,” the suit says.
Hice said Lemon repeatedly shoved his finders in his face and asked, “Do you like pussy or dick?” Hice claims he left the bar “shocked and humiliated.”
I’m probably not the only one to notice that this lawsuit doesn’t clarify what sort of genitalia Don Lemon has. Could be dick. Could be pussy. Nobody knows.
Mediaite reached out to CNN for comment and they are non-shockingly standing by Lemon. He is after all black and gay so he’s doubly-protected against scrutiny.
“The plaintiff in this lawsuit has previously displayed a pattern of contempt for CNN on his social media accounts,” said a CNN spokesperson. “This claim follows his unsuccessful threats and demands for an exorbitant amount of money from Don Lemon. Don categorically denies these claims and this matter does not merit any further comment at this time.”
And yet CNN runs with every baseless sexual assault allegation against President Trump or nay Republican. Remember Brett Kavanaugh? CNN promoted ever single ridiculous accusation on a continuous loop for weeks. This is a network that never saw a sexual assault claim so meritless that they wouldn’t put it on air. Well, at least against conservatives.
Shit, this Ice guy should have hired “Creepy Porn Laywer” Michael Avenatti to represent him. CNN loves that scumbag.
For the record, Mediaite checked out this guy’s social media and couldn’t find the anti-CNN posts CNN claims.
Obviously I think Don Lemon is a complete ass-clown so my opinion is biased, but I actually believe the allegation against him. This is definitely in his wheelhouse. He’s dumb and kind of dick and it seems like something he’d do. If it were an elaborate scheme to rape someone, he’d be out, but this assault is well within his personality and limited skill-set.
Once again the liberal media proves “believe all victims of sexual assault” applies only to those accusing conservatives. The reality is, liberals think it’s okay when one of their own rapes someone, which is another reason why they are the shittiest people on the planet. If you think sexual assault is a partisan issue, you aren’t actually outraged by it.
