Fake News Fredo Cries That Trump Would Deport Him If He Could

CNN’s Chris Cuomo thinks calling journalists “fake news” or Italians (especially him) “Fredo” is the same thing as using the N-word. This of course is part of his delicate snowflake routine where he wants people to cry for his poor disadvantaged life as a rich connected liberal elitist. Fake News Fredo took this BS up to 11 on Tuesday night claiming that if President Trump had his way people like him wouldn’t even be allowed into America.

Fake News Fredo and Don Lemon Squeezey spent most of their show discussing the new chicken sandwich at Popeyes and then suddenly shifted to President Trump’s enforcement of existing immigration laws.

“He’s more than just wrong in the head, he’s really wrong in the heart. America’s always represented respect for law, but not at the cost of our humanity, not by doing what Trump wants to do to the needy,” said Cuomo.

If Cuomo believes that America represents respect for the law, why doesn’t he support enforcing the law, namely the one that says people must have permission to enter this country? That’s a rhetorical question because Cuomo doesn’t for a second think our immigration laws should be enforced, followed, or respected.

And to prove that, he poured out his heart to accused gay sexual predator Don Lemon when talking about his own family.

“They were people with nowhere else to go. They ran away from poor places, they came here with nothing except everything that was in their head and their heart that was desperate for a chance. And they did all the stupid jobs and they did everything that they could, and they were desperate, and there was hardship… And it is personal to me. If this president had his way, people like me wouldn’t be here,” Cuomo said.

Gee, after all these years the Cuomo’s are still doing stupid jobs. Take for instance Fake News Fredo who lies and cries for attention for a living.

Technically Cuomo is right that If Trump had his way he wouldn’t be allowed in the country. The President is rolling out an immigration plan that prioritizes useful people and I honestly can’t think of anyone as useless as Chris Cuomo.

Cuomo scores another technical win because his brother, Micheal Corleone, er I mean Andrew Cuomo, governor of New York, has on several occasions declared himself an illegal alien. In fact, brother Andrew has begged President Trump to deport him. Maybe in renouncing his American citizenship, Andrew also accidentally revoked Chris’ legal status.

Chris Cuomo acts like a tough guy, but he is the sissiest bitch on the planet. He is so desperate for attention that he wants people to think his privileged ass is persecuted by President Trump’s immigration policies. He literally wants people to weep for him, which is the weakest sauce there is.

Maybe he should go meet with the family of someone who was murdered by an illegal alien to get some perspective on what suffering and sorrow really looks like. Sit down and talk with a girl who was gang-raped by illegal aliens to see some actual suffering and pain.

The only thing that sucks about Chris Cuomo’s life is that he’s Chris Cuomo and that’s a self-inflicted wound.