It’s a day ending in the letter “Y” so that means Joe Biden said something stupid. Today’s idiocy came when the guacamole-for-brains ex-VP was laying out his open borders plan. According to Biden, illegal aliens become Americans before most Americans become Americans. Unfortunately he didn’t provide any further information to back this claim up or explain what the f*ck he was talking about.
Here’s yet another clip the Biden campaign wishes didn’t exist:
Joe Biden on illegal aliens: “And these kids who come, and they end up doing well, they become Americans before a lot of Americans become Americans … I’m serious”pic.twitter.com/FX5LhKtt8i
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) August 30, 2019
“And these kids who come, and they end up doing well, they become Americans before a lot of Americans become Americans. No, I’m serious,” said Biden of illegal alien children.
I probably shouldn’t have to point this out, but a lot of Americans become Americans instantly at birth. This puts most Americans way ahead of illegal aliens, who are not Americans, on the path to becoming Americans.
Joe’s mind is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but what he was trying to say is actually much worse than the gobbledygook he did say. Biden’s real message here is that illegal aliens are more American than actual Americans, so they should be granted citizenship.
This message should play well in Middle America:
“Hey, you know those rapey killy guys with the face tattoos who don’t speak English? Well, they deserve to be Americans more than you. Vote Biden!”
Because it’s a long holiday weekend, Biden doubled up on idiocy. He did a podcast interview with The Washington Post’s Jonathan Capehart and told every democratic voter there is no reason at all to vote for him in the primaries. Check out this stunning exchange:
BIDEN: I just think that … I think there’s other people in the race who can beat Trump.
CAPEHART: Who?
BIDEN: Well, I think almost anybody.
As you know, Biden doesn’t have any policies or platforms and is running his entire campaign on one issue: electability. Biden is trying to sell democratic voters on the idea that he’s the only one in the race who can defeat Donald Trump. Well, he just said that pretty much any of the democrats in the 2020 field can unseat the President so why the hell would anyone vote for a guy whose mind is mush?
Later in the interview, Biden was asked about all the dumb things he says and the answer was stunning:
CAPEHART: And so, what I’m getting at here is, and what this story does, it sort of feeds into the narrative that Joe Biden makes things up, Joe Biden is too old, Joe Biden isn’t all there. How do you keep the narrative, the “too old” narrative from damaging your campaign? How do you break out of this narrative? Can you?
BIDEN: Well, I can only break out of it when I win…
So the only way Biden will stop acting insane and forgetful is if he wins the presidency? He’s screwed.
Biden was then asked how he would explain his insanity, memory loss, and lies to the voters:
CAPEHART: What do you tell … what do you tell voters for whom this might be an issue?
BIDEN: I don’t tell them anything.
Bold strategy, Cotton.
At least when he had issues with sniffing women’s hair and foundling young children he made a video saying he would try to be less creepy. Here he’s just saying: “I’m batshit crazy, screaming down the highway on a rocket-powered unicorn, so strap yourself in and feel the G-forces.”
