Remember when Joe Biden said he wanted to take Donald Trump behind the gym? The presumption was that Biden was talking about beating up Trump, but now there may be an alternate explanation. In what he described as a “freudian slip” the former VP called the President “Donald Hump.” If I didn’t know better, I’d say Joey has a crush on Donnie.
“Freudian slip.”
Joe Biden accidentally calls the president “Donald Hump” during his speech at the New Hampshire Democratic Party Convention. pic.twitter.com/1XEUUygntB
— The Hill (@thehill) September 7, 2019
At the New Hampshire Democratic Party Convention on Saturday, Biden once again “misspoke” while trying to argue that Donald Trump should not be President of the United States:
“If Donald Hump, Donald Trump is reelected,” stammer Biden. “Freudian slip.”
Okay, so according to Biden, him calling the President “Donald Hump” was a Freudian slip and we’ll take him on his word.
A Freudian slip is an unintentional slip of the tongue that reveals a person’s true subconscious feelings. Since Biden called the President “Hump” it’s fair to assume that on some level Biden would like to hump him. Unlike a lot of other slang for sex like “bang” or “nail,” “hump” only has one meaning.
Perhaps Biden’s people will argue that this most recent gaffe was taking a shot at the President’s character, as in Trump humps a lot of women, but that ain’t how Freudian slips work. And remember, Biden said this was a Freudian slip.
Of all the insane gaffes Joe Biden has ever made, this qualifies as the craziest. He stood up in front of a crowd of people and admitted that he has a secret crush on President Trump and harbors sexual fantasies about him.
Which brings us back to 2016 when Biden was campaigning for Hillary Clinton in Pennsylvania.
“The press always ask me, ‘Don’t I wish I were debating him?’ No, I wish we were in high school — I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish,” said Biden of Trump.
It was assumed at the time that Biden was talking about fighting Trump behind the gym, but he never actually said he wanted to beat him up. Yes, high schoolers go behind the gym to fight, but they also go back there to make out. Biden’s “Freudian slip” on Saturday puts his 2016 remarks into a new perspective.
This in turn adds some clarity to a puzzling 2015 Biden statement in which he was looking for his old “butt buddy.”
Obviously Joe Biden has a lot of feelings inside that he finds confusing, which is why he lashes out so incoherently at President Trump. He’s got the hots for Trump, but he doesn’t know how to express that so he attacks.
In elementary school, a boy may have a crush on his girl classmate, but everyone knows girls are icky so he treats her mean, hitting her with spitballs, pulling her pigtails, that sort of thing. If you look at the way Biden defames Trump with lies and baseless personal attacks, it’s the same thing.
