American liberals love Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau because not only is he dreamy, he’s just the kind of progressive soy-boy beta male that makes lefty girls’ (and boys’) panties moist. There may be an outbreak of party draught however because Trudeau has now been busted for 3 separate incidences of wearing blackface. Here in the States, liberals can get away with that kind of thing as Virginia governor Ralph ‘Coonman’ Northam has proven but it might be a different story in the Great White North, where they are awfully sorry for whiteness or greatness.
This all started when Time published a photo from a 2001 yearbook showing Trudeau dressed up like Aladdin with “brown face” makeup on. He was apparently a teacher at a private day school and was participating in “Arabian Nights-themed gala.”
Trudeau said he was sorry and then admitted that he also appeared in blackface during high school to sing “Day O,” and yes, there was another picture:
Once again Trudeau was sorry, though Canadians pronounce it “sore-y.”
“I shouldn’t have done that. I should have known better and I didn’t. I’m really sorry,” said Trudeau. “I didn’t consider it racist at the time, but now we know better.”
Yes, 18 years ago was such a different time in terms of racism, wasn’t it?
Trudeau swore that those were the only two incidents of him wearing blackface and who could doubt him? Whoops, yet another blackface problem showed up, this time in video form:
In this third incident, Trudeau isn’t just wearing blackface, but also blackarms and blacklegs. Dude painted his whole body black. The video was confirmed to be of Trudeau, though nobody can explain where or why it happened.
To anyone else, these three blackface incidents would be considered unforgivably racist, but Trudeau is a liberal so the media has his back. Time already started the spin by calling the first one “brownface” to minimize the damage, but there was much more help on the way.
Check out the english The Daily Beast put on this cueball:
Third instance of Justin Trudeau in face-darkening makeup surfaces https://t.co/cZ0Iy5xIKo
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 19, 2019
Face-darkening makeup? Gosh that doesn’t sound bad. Is that even racist?
And then Slate got dizzy they were spinning so hard:
Justin Trudeau apologizes for dressing up as Aladdin at a school party. Will that be enough for Canadians to look past it? https://t.co/6IFKg1lzNB
— Slate (@Slate) September 19, 2019
Wow, Trudeau’s actual crime, according to Slate, is that he dressed up like Aladdin and not that he did a blackface thing. They even used a different picture so nobody would even think he was guilty of racism. Plus Trudeau looks like he’s begging for forgiveness, so who could possibly be mad at him?
America has already forgiven Trudeau, but it remains to be seen if Canada will as well. They are a little more uptight about race issues there, even when liberal superstars are involved. I’m not even kidding, it’s racist in Canada to say anything negative about white Francophones (French speakers) so what Trudeau did is super-racist.
He should just move to the US where the democrats party would make him their Grand Wizard of diversity outreach and tolerance.
