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The Ballot Box Gremlin

By Ben Garrison

Schiff in the box.

Adam Schiff is currently conducting an ongoing and disgraceful ‘star chamber,’ or secret hearings in order to concoct more lies to impeach President Trump.

Schiff knows a lie becomes more believable when it can avoid the bright light of truth. After the Russia Collusion ‘insurance’ story was exposed as an utter lie, Schiff has learned to keep things under cover.

He lied to Congress by making up stories about Trump’s conversation with the president of Ukraine.

He lied about his involvement with the so-called whistleblower.

He lied about having concrete evidence that supposedly would prove Trump’s Russia collusion.

Pelosi, the fake news media, and the Deep State continue to support him and his mendacious efforts. Even the Drudge Report has turned against the president.

Trump was elected fairly and lawfully. Apparently voting doesn’t matter to Democrats and the Deep State when it goes against them. What Schiff is doing amounts to shredding our votes.

It’s sedition. He should be arrested and imprisoned.

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Report: DOJ Review of Russia Probe Origins Is Now Criminal Investigation

Via Breitbart

The Department of Justice’s sweeping review into the origins of its Trump-Russia probe has evolved into a criminal investigation, according to the New York Times.
The launch of a criminal probe allows U.S. Attorney John Durham, the prosecutor tapped by Attorney General William Barr to lead the review, to subpoena witnesses for testimony and documents. The move also authorizes Durham to impanel a grand jury and file charges.

“If true, this shows Bill Barr is doing EXACTLY his job: following the facts Those who damaged America and broke the law to spread this hoax are about to face accountability,” Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) tweeted in response to the Times’ report.

The development comes after an NBC report revealed Barr recently expanded his agency’s review, noting that Durham has “found something significant and critics should be careful.” As part of the inquiry, Durham has sought interviews with CIA analysts who assessed Russia’s activities during the 2016 presidential election, prompting some of them to hire lawyers, NBC News stated.

Durham has been tasked with determining whether the Justice Department, FBI and intelligence authorities improperly surveilled the 2016 Trump campaign as part of their investigation into now-debunked coordination with Russia during the last presidential election. Special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation found insufficient evidence of a criminal conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russia.

Read the entire article HERE.

Democrats’ Election Bill Allows The Government To Define ‘Legitimate News’

Via The Federalist

Much of the bill reads like a fantasy recap of what Democrats want to believe happened in 2016. It focuses on communications and interactions between foreign individuals and American political campaigns. Not only are many of these provisions redundant and needless, they also fail to strike at the root of Russian (and other nations’) interference in our elections, the bulk of which come via free social media platforms.

Russia spent very little money actually buying ads on social media platforms, the vast majority of its effort, which may have reached more than 100 million Americans was directed toward a social media presence that was free. They created vast troll farms of users who studied and mimicked American social media users to create discord on platforms.

The effort was alarmingly successful, sometimes even leading to “in real life” events organized by followers of the fake accounts. According to the Mueller report, it also led several media outlets to report on these fake, often offensive accounts, as if they came from regular Americans. Unfortunately, unlike the GOP bill that lays out punishments for foreign governments that engage in these activities, the SHIELD Act does nothing to deter them.

The Democratic bill frankly looks like a rehashing of the collapsed allegation of collusion against the Trump campaign. In short, it is a solution to something that we now know was not the problem.

Read the entire article HERE.

Shocking photos of Congresswoman Katie Hill are revealed showing off Nazi-era tattoo while smoking a bong, kissing her female staffer and posing nude on ‘wife sharing’ sites

Via The Daily Mail

Shocking photographs of Democrat Katie Hill posing naked with a tattoo of what appears to be a Nazi-era Iron Cross on her bikini line while smoking a bong and making out with her young female aide have been obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com

The congresswoman, 32, was also pictured naked brushing the young woman’s hair, who DailyMail.com can identity as Morgan Desjardins, 24, from Santa Clarita, California.

Desjardins began a relationship with Hill and Heslep shortly after she started working for Hill in 2017, before the three-way affair broke down this summer when Hill told both her husband and her lover that she wanted to focus on her work.

Hill’s wild lifestyle has been laid bare in a cache of texts and intimate photographs obtained by DailyMail.com, as sources revealed Hill and Heslep also posted her naked photos online under a thread called ‘WouldYouF**kMyWife’.

One of the most scandalous photographs, shows a naked Hill holding a giant bong filled with a murky brown liquid.

Metadata from the picture reveals it was taken on 9/11 in 2017, before marijuana was legalized for recreational consumption in California.

It is unclear whether the congresswoman had a medical license for the drug at the time.

The picture also shows an iron cross tattoo on Hill’s pubic area, similar to the symbols formerly used by white supremacists referencing a World War II Nazi medal.

Read the entire article HERE.

Bed Bath & Beyond pulls pumpkins after blackface accusations

Via Yahoo News

Bed Bath & Beyond is apologizing for a jack-o’-lantern product after complaints that it looked like blackface. That item is no longer on sale.

“This is a sensitive area and, though unintentional, we apologize for any offense caused. We immediately removed the item from sale. The item was only available online.” a Bed Bath & Beyond spokesperson tells Yahoo Lifestyle.

According to News 12 in Westchester, N.Y., the retail chain took action after the station investigated local complaints about Halloween decorations on the front steps of the Feerick, Nugent, MacCartney Law Offices in South Nyack, N.Y. The exhibit featured several black pumpkins with white mouths, each bearing the name of its partners. But according to the firm, someone took offense at the display.

Mary Marzolla, a partner at the firm, tells Yahoo Lifestyle, “We purchased these jack-o’-lanterns from Bed, Bath & Beyond specifically for the purpose of including them in our holiday display and took them down immediately upon hearing the concerns raised. We are a community law firm, work for the local community and have championed the cause for many people who suffered improper treatment by others. We will continue to do so.”

Read the entire article HERE.

Moloch Announces Forcing Your Kids To Become Transgender Is Acceptable Form Of Sacrifice

Via The Babylon Bee (Satire)

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The ancient god Moloch has announced that in lieu of the actual blood sacrifice of your children, you can now simply force your kids to become transgender as an alternative.

“Honestly, I still prefer killing your kids in ritual sacrifice or aborting them,” he said at a press conference. “I guess I’m old-fashioned like that. But coercing your kids into undergoing harmful surgery and hormone treatments works just as well, I suppose. As long as you’re sacrificing your kid’s future to the progressive, humanistic agenda, it doesn’t matter one way or the other.”

Moloch said that parents who encourage their young children who haven’t hit puberty yet or started thinking about sexuality at all to think about changing genders will be under the protection and favor of his evilness. “I am appeased by such sacrifice. A child’s life is ruined so that a parent may appear woke in the eyes of her friends—truly a diabolical ritual that I wholly approve of.”

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