Vote for Joe Biden, he has a dog. Proving that his campaign is going nowhere, Joe Biden is now running on his dog ownership record rather than his legislative record or ideas. Proving that his mind is gone, he used National Cat Day to announce that he owns a dog. It’s a safe bet that on National Pizza Day he will announce his love of tacos.
The problem, as Joe sees it, is that President Trump doesn’t own a pooch. The solution, as Joe sees it, is if you vote for him he will bring a dog to the White House, restoring our damaged democracy. In an Instagram post, Biden made his latest pitch:
Obviously the Ukraine quid pro quo impeachment inquiry is going nowhere if Joe’s biggest slam on President Trump is that he doesn’t own any pets. It’s also obvious that Biden’s fundraising is going nowhere if he thinks this is going to get people to donate to his slumping presidential campaign.
The look on that dog’s face screams, “Help me! This man is insane!”
That’s actually a German Sheppard that Biden adopted last year named Major. He’s a good-looking doggy for sure, but it’s probably more than frail old man Biden can handle. The second he sees a squirrel out on a walk, he’s going to rip off one of Joe’s skeleton arms.
Chances are, Biden has almost nothing to do with taking care of this dog. The picture he used in the Instagram post is from last November when he adopted Major from the Delaware Humane Association. What? You haven’t taken any pictures of your dog in almost a year?
As for Trump not owning a pet, he’s being realistic. The President has said that he’s too busy to properly take care of a dog adding, “Feels a little phony to me.”
And nothing was more phony than when the Obama’s got a pair of Portuguese Water Dogs. The Obamas never owned dogs before entering the White House and then went out to get a couple of obscure-breed dogs that look like they have dreadlocks. They are not dog people but got dogs because they thought they were supposed to and they used it to make some kind of message about race.
Joe Biden doesn’t have any ideas that he’s able to articulate. He has a long troubled record of flip-flopping, plagiarism, and lies. He has serious problems with corruption and nepotism. He says crazy things and his mind is gone. He’s a complete nightmare candidate but hey, he has a dog.
Biden mentions both cat and dog days, but he posted this on Tuesday October 29, which is National Cat Day. For the record National Dog Day is August 26. So, yes, he really did use National Cat Day to let people know he owns a dog. Rock on, Crazy Joe.
