Biden Claims ‘They Don’t Call ‘Em Tornados Anymore’

According to Joe Biden, they don’t call them tornadoes anymore. He didn’t say who “they” are or what they call tornados now but chances are this is just more of his dementia fantasy world encroaching on his reality. Had Donald Trump made this ridiculous statement, the liberal media would proclaim him mentally unfit to hold office but they turn the other way every time Joe’s oatmeal brains ooze out on the floor.

Joe Biden toured areas in New York and New Jersey that had been damaged by the remnants of Hurricane Ida on Tuesday. At what was supposed to be a listening session with officials in New Jersey, Biden did most of the talking and made this stunning announcement:

“You know, members of Congress know from their colleagues in Congress that, you know, the, looks like a tornado, they don’t call ’em that anymore, that hit the crops and wetlands in the middle of the country in Iowa and Nevada and, I mean it’s just across the board,” said Biden.

If I have this correctly, Biden says that a tornado, which isn’t called a tornado anymore, hit the wetlands of Nevada, located in the middle of the country. Why the hell didn’t this amazing story make the news? Keep in mind that Joe was reading this off of notes in front of him.

So what do they call tornados now? And where are these wetlands in the arid desert of Nevada? And when did they move Nevada from the Southwest to the middle of the country? Lucky for Joe, the liberal media was in no mood to question his insane ramblings and let all of this stuff fly.

They also didn’t care to fact-check another Biden statement where he claimed to have visited all these places across the country experiencing “extreme weather conditions.”

Biden claimed he’s been, “On the road an awful lot between California, Idaho, uh, New Orleans, uh excuse me, I mean not New Orleans but Louisiana, New Orleans, Mississippi, and uh, you know, here.”

So, not New Orleans, but also New Orleans? That’s the worst cover of Johnny Cash’s I’ve Been Everywhere I’ve ever heard and the new one from Rob Zombie is pretty bad.

Also, Biden has been to Louisiana and Mississippi recently, but none of those other places. Biden hasn’t been in California since late March, well before the current wildfires devastating the state. I don’t know what natural disaster is going on in Idaho, fires maybe, but I can’t find evidence that Joe has ever been to the state as president, vice president, or even Senator.

Finally, Biden made this outrageous claim in New York:

“Look folks, let me begin by saying I wish every American could walk down this alley with me to see, talk to people who been devastated. Just talk to them. None of them were shouting or complaining. Everyone of them were thanking me,” claimed Biden.

Thankfully, The NY Post fact-chekced this lie:

President Biden on Tuesday traveled to New York and New Jersey to tour areas struck by deadly flooding from Tropical Storm Ida, but he received a hostile welcome from some North Jersey residents who heckled him and flashed middle fingers.

A Manville, NJ, man interrupted Biden’s message by shouting, “Resign, you tyrant!” as he toured a devastated neighborhood. A pool report said the heckler was standing with a Trump flag in his front yard.

Other pro-Trump protesters had greeted Biden’s motorcade along its route through North Jersey.

Multiple protesters were photographed giving the president a middle finger as he drove from Hillsborough Township to nearby Manville.

One person held a US flag-turned-protest banner that said “F— Biden And F— You for Voting For Him.”

Since Biden thinks tornados have a new name, it makes sense that he interprets “f*ck Biden” as “thank you, Joe.”