Democrats don’t have facts on their side and their positions are indefensible, which is why they rely entirely on BS. One of their favorite ways to lie is to make up overheard conversations in which fictitious people support their garbage. The chairman of the democratic coalition invented a story in which he heard some Trump voters turning on the President because of the sham Ukraine aid pro quo impeachment inquiry. It was such a fake story that even Senator Ted Cruz had to call it out.
Jon Cooper is the chairman of the democratic coalition and because his party has nothing to offer, he created this fantasy in a sad attempt to advance his shitty agenda:
Overheard two middle-aged guys who were pumping gas next to me just now… ⛽️
Guy #1: “I’m f*cking embarrassed that I voted for Trump. What a f*cking traitor.”
Guy #2: “F*ck all the Republicans. Worthless pieces of sh*t.”— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) November 21, 2019
Wow, that sounds totally believable. Not. Texas Republican Ted Cruz also found it hard to swallow, so he offered his own take on things:
Hmm. I’m gonna try to make up Trump voters. 1 Let’s have them pumping gas; my driver told me regular people do that. 2 Let’s have them curse constantly; that’ll seem realistic. 3 These yokels don’t care about jobs or guns or the border; nope, Ukraine is their big issue. Perfect! https://t.co/74USU2Q9bw
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 22, 2019
Solid points, Ted. I wonder what Cooper and other liberal liars think about your response. I bet they come back with verifiable facts to prove you wrong. Oops, I’m the one who’s wrong:
Hey @tedcruz, a comment and a question regarding your response to my tweet. First, despite your cynicism, I actually DID overhear that exact conversation at a gas pump. And second, I would never support a politician who insulted MY spouse. Why do you still support Trump? 🧐 https://t.co/5gRu73dCiQ
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) November 22, 2019
Oh boy #KremlinCruz is attacking @joncoopertweets. Please amplify and reply to this to the moon and back. https://t.co/URFckWDxqh
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) November 22, 2019
Here’s the thing: I’m not the chairman of any political party organization, but I am a polictal commentator who has been doing this for many years. If I had been at a gas station and overheard 2 Obama supporters slamming the former president with profanity and lamenting that they ever voted for him, I would have done the following:
1. Talk to them and get their names.
2. Ask them some follow-up questions about their turning sour on the president.
3. Take a selfie with the two former Obama supporters.
4. Write an article that included the exact time, date, and location of the encounter.
Jon Cooper did none of this, because he made the entire thing up.
I can make up shit too:
Overheard two liberal effeminate guys who were in line at Starbucks in front of me just now…
Guy #1: “I’m f*cking embarrassed that I voted for Hillary. What a f*cking traitor.”
Guy #2: “F*ck all the Democrats. Worthless pieces of sh*t.”
In my scenario however, there was much more. Both men agreed that Hillary had Jeffrey Epstein killed, then renounced homosexuality and the democratic party before rotating my tires and buying me a 12-pack. See, my BS story has details and a happy ending.
These lefty stories are as big of a load of crap as their “woke kids” tales. You always see these liberals claiming stuff like: “My 3-year-old daughter just asked me why President Trump hates immigrants.”
In related news, my 2-year-old dog, who has never demonstrated an ability to speak a human language, just asked me: “Why are liberals like John Cooper are such lying sacks of shit.” She then spent 10 minutes licking her crotch and chased a squirrel.
