Even if Joe Biden didn’t have a long history of creeping on young children this would still be disturbing. In a recently resurfaced video, the former VP and current presidential hopeful talks about how he used to let little kids rub his hairy legs and sit on his lap in the swimming pool. Maya Angelou once said, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” Welp, I’m convinced who Joe Biden is.
Biden loves to talk about the time when he was a teenager and worked as a lifeguard at a public pool in Wilmington, Delaware. There is of course the great story about how he confronted a badass gang membered named “Corn Pop.” This story from earlier this year has about the same level of entertainment but with much more cringe.
This can’t be real life…
— Tim Murtaugh (@TimMurtaugh) December 1, 2019
“I sit on the stand and it get hot. I got hairy legs that turned, that that that turned blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again,” said Biden.
That’s certainly horrifying, but at least it can’t get any worse. Oh, wait a second…
“So Learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I loved kids jumping on my lap,” Biden proclaimed.
He learned about roaches by kids jumping on his lap? And he loves kids jumping on his lap? This is both deeply disturbing and terribly confusing. Is he saying little kids are roaches and if so, why? Considering he worked at a desegregated pool and is addressing a black crowd, this seems pretty racist.
There are about a million different ways that Joe Biden should be disqualified from ever being the President of the United States, but in an effort to save time, this is exhibit A. Hell, this should disqualify him from being allowed within a thousand feet of a school, but it definitely knocks him out of the running for president.
Watch the video and pay attention to the young black girl standing next to Biden as he delivers this creepy confession. The poor girl looks mortified, like she wants to run as far away as possible from this crazy white man. Who could blame her?
Also take note of the black women on the other side of Biden. They are carrying on a conversation and couldn’t be any less interested in what Biden is saying. Sure, a Biden speech ain’t the most interesting thing in the world, but when a guy is talking about being inappropriate with children, they should pay attention. Especially since he was within fondling range of a little girl.
The sad thing, and yet another disqualifier, is that Biden thinks this “folksy” tale makes him more relatable. He’s so far gone that he thinks letting kids rub his hairy legs and sit on his lap makes him “just like you.” It’s even weirder that he feels like this story would make him more appealing to black people.
