Well, he didn’t actually eat someone’s liver but an intoxicated thug did bite off body parts of one man and one woman. More than that, he accused both victims of biting him! Is there an outbreak of rabies in Arkansas?!? I know our JS Bear (aka Combat Beard, aka ODERINT DUM METUANT C.B.A.) likes to bite people, but that’s because he’s a bear. It’s what they do. Besides, he’s had all his shots. I myself took him to the vet to get them. 🙂
But here’s what happened in Little Rock . . .
Little Rock man arrested after biting off gas station employees’ fingertip, ear lobe
LITTLE ROCK (KATV) — A Little Rock man . . .
Meaning he has no balls.
. . . was arrested on Friday night after biting off the extremities of two employees at a gas station.
I’d be willing to bet he normally bites off male genitalia but fortunately this wasn’t the case here.
According to a police report, officers responded to the Shell Gas Station at 10100 N. Rodney Parham in reference to an assault around 7 p.m.
Officers arrived and saw Dirk Edwyne Johnson, 52, shove a man outside the gas station who was bleeding from his right ear.
Dirk Johnson? Can we shorten that to Dirk Dick?
A witness told police that she saw Johnson bite off the man’s earlobe and the woman’s fingertip.
Earlobe biting. A wanna-be Mike Tyson?
Johnson was taken into custody. Once at the substation, police say Johnson became combative. He was reportedly banging his head on a table and screaming profanities.
At which point, I would have encouraged him to continue to bang his head on the table. “You go, dude!” until he hopefully died. But no such luck here.
Police say that he was heavily intoxicated and has a history of biting off extremities.
Like I said, this creep probably spent a lot of time at the business end of a glory hole and he gave no happy endings.
He later told police that he went to the gas station to buy beer and a five-pack of tobacco cigars. He said they were out of the five-pack so he wanted the woman to sell him five singles for the price of a five-pack.
Ah, yes. That five-pack of cigars for $1. I saw those on my trip to Los Angeles. A cigar connoisseur indeed.
He claimed that the woman started “mouthing off.” Johnson said he then began talking to the male employee, and when he tried to leave, the woman followed him and bit him on the arm.
“Mouthing off.” Meaning she said, “No, I can’t do that.” And here we see what psychologists call projection come into play. He bites everyone so he accuses the woman of doing the same to him. Nice try, jagoff.
Johnson stated that he then took the woman’s finger and bit the tip of it off. When the male employee saw Johnson bite the woman’s finger, he came over and bit Johnson’s finger.
And how quickly the rabies spreads! Biting everywhere! Zombie apocalypse! Or is this some new martial arts trend I’m not familiar with? No feet, no hands, no elbows, no knees only biting. Sorry, not interested.
Johnson said that he then bit the man’s earlobe off in self-defense.
Sorry, that’s not a standard move. It’s not going to stop a determined opponent. You bite one of our earlobes off and we’ll friggin’ beat you into the seventh level of hell.
Both victims were taken to a local hospital. According to police, medical staff told the woman that she would likely lose part of her finger, and the man that he would likely lose part of his ear.
Detectives interviewed the victims once they received medical treatment.
Johnson is being held in the Pulaski County Detention Center with a $7,500 bond.
He faces two counts of first-degree battery, public intoxication, and refusal to submit to arrest.
$7,500 bond for all those charges? He mutilated two people for God’s sake! Black privilege strikes again.
