Two weirdos were arrested within a day of each other, both were in cars, both were naked or semi-naked, and both made half-hearted attempts to flee police. First we have one Tylik Shawdu Little. Let’s pause for a moment to have a good laugh at that name . . .
. . . who apparently wanted to show everyone just how black he was on Black Friday.
Virginia man arrested on Black Friday after being found naked in Kohl’s parking lot, police say
A Virginia man was arrested Friday after police say he was found sitting naked in a car in a North Carolina Kohl’s parking lot on America’s busiest shopping day of the year.
Tylik Shawdu Little, 28, was spotted after a patrolling officer smelled marijuana coming from a row of vehicles, the Knightdale Police Department said in a news release.
Smelled marijuana and balls, more like.
The officer ordered Little to put clothes on and exit the vehicle, but he instead tried to escape by driving behind and between nearby buildings, according to authorities. He was stopped a short distance away and taken into custody, wearing pants and a shirt.
“This sort of public behavior on the busiest shopping day of the year is particularly appalling,” said Police Chief Lawrence Capps. “We are glad no citizens were adversely impacted and pleased that our emphasis on proactive patrols paid off in this instance.”
Despite the area being packed with Black Friday shoppers, authorities said they believed that only the officer saw Little’s lewd behavior. No passersby or store patrons had reported Little, whose motives weren’t immediately known, police said.
Little was charged with indecent exposure, resisting arrest, marijuana possession. He was also served an outstanding warrant for assault on a female. He was being held at the Wake County Detention Center.
Next up we have one Tysheena S. Billingsley . . .
. . . who was arrested Saturday in Indiana for squatting and taking a leak at a traffic light. Apparently California isn’t the only place where public urination and definition are considered cool anymore.
Drunken driver arrested after urinating at stoplight, police say
MERRILLVILLE — An Indiana State trooper noticed a woman urinating outside a vehicle early Saturday morning while on patrol, resulting in a traffic stop and OWI charges.
Trooper Alaa Hamed was patrolling in Merrillville when he noticed a white Nissan stopped at 61st and Broadway around 1:15 a.m. He observed a woman squatting outside the driver’s door and urinating, according to a news release from Indiana State Police.
Hamed activated his lights, and the woman got back into the vehicle and proceeded south on Broadway. Hamed then pulled the vehicle over.
The driver, identified as 33-year-old Tysheena Billingsley, of Merrillville, showed signs she was impaired. Investigation showed she had a blood alcohol content of .18%, over twice the legal limit, the release states.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look so elated about being booked into jail. But judging by her behavior I’m sure it’s like a homecoming for her.
Billingsley was transported to Lake County Jail and charged with OWI, a level 6 felony, and indecent exposure, a Class C misdemeanor, the release states.
Just some bad behavior and humorous names I wanted to share with you all.
