I wanted to title this one “Andrew Yang shoots hot load of cream into mouths of kneeling supporters” but I figured it would probably get flagged by everyone. In any case, democratic party candidate Andrew Yang shot loads of whipped cream into the mouths of his kneeling supporters. Somehow that’s not any better. Oh well, it doesn’t matter this thing is getting flagged no matter what. If there’s one thing social media hates it’s the truth about democrats.
Andrew Yang is the Asian guy running for the democratic party nomination. Unfortunately for him, democrats don’t consider Asians to be minorities so he has largely been ignored. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so…there is this:
.@AndrewYang ended his Manchester office opening by celebrating with whipped cream pic.twitter.com/Ud8byTiFn4
— Christopher Donato (@chrisdonato04) December 3, 2019
“That’s a full service presidential candidate,” proclaims Yang as he blasts a load of whipped cream into the mouth of a young man on his knees.
“Just don’t get it in my hair,” the young man must have been thinking. It did get all over his shirt, but that’s apparently not so bad.
Also, WTF!?! Why is Andrew Yang blowing his load of cream into the mouths of kneeling men? After the first guy, he plasters another dude. In japan they call this “bukake” which roughly translated means “f*ck-a-thon.” This is fine for dirty videos (not really) but it’s utterly bizarre for a presidential campaign.
Ironically, this is how Kamala Harris got her start in politics and she just dropped out of the race. This can’t be the key to winning the party nomination.
Is it just me or are all of the democratic party candidates’ supporters brainwashed cult members? Sure, I’ll get on my knees and give you a symbolic blowjob, glorious leader. Should I also cut off my genitals and await the arrival of the UFO? Can I get some of that purple Kool-Ade?
This gets weirder because Andrew Yang is the only democratic party candidate that has an actual position on banning circumcision. This is from The Daily Beast:
Outsider presidential hopeful Andrew Yang’s latest idea is both literally and figuratively his most unorthodox yet: He’s taking a strong public stance against circumcision.
The Democratic candidate revealed in a little-noticed tweet last week that he was against the ritualized practice of cutting a newborn’s foreskin. But in an interview with The Daily Beast, he said that if he were elected he would incorporate that view into public policy, mainly by pushing initiatives meant to inform parents that they don’t need to have their infants circumcised for health reasons.
“It’s sort of pushed on parents in many situations,” Yang said, describing pressure to circumcise a child as a “cultural onus” imposed on families.
Taking all of this to maximum weirdness, Yang is also the only candidate who is promising to give people $1,000 a month. Putting it together with the other stuff, he’s basically saying, get on your knees, take a load of cream, and get a grand. At least the other democratic candidates are promising “free” stuff with no strings attached.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, This guy should change his name to Andrew “Wang.” It just fits better with who he is. Most of the rest of the democrats are appropriately named:
Pete Butt Edge Edge is gay and about to fall over a cliff.
Joe Buy Done is for sale and nearly finished.
Elizabeth War Wren thinks she’s an Indian warrior and looks like a bird.
Amy Clobber Char beats her insolent staff and is just about burned out.
Andrew Yang’s campaign seems to revolve around dicks, so he should be Andrew Wang. He might actually get a little attention if he was.
