Hillary Clinton Claims She’s Not A Lesbian

If we’ve learned anything about Hillary Clinton it’s that if she denies it, she supplies it. Her word is as good as a rotten onion at the back of the fridge. Whatever she says, the opposite is true. In a weird unsolicited outburst, Hillary denied being a lesbian, proclaiming “I actually like men.” We know she doesn’t actually like men, she’s married to Bill Clinton, so her lesbian denial must be a lie as well. Also, yuck.

Hillary was on Howard Stern promoting her book about ugly women when she began talking about her former boyfriend before Bill.

“He was a good guy. He was so handsome, really handsome. He looked like a Greek god. He was very attractive,” claimed Hillary.

So she dumped the Greek God for a hillbilly rapist with a dad bod? Even Howard Stern was having a hard time believing Hillary ever went out with a good looking dude, so she blurted this out:

“Contrary to what you might hear, I actually like men,” Hillary said.

Again, Stern was having a hard time with this and made swear to it:

“Raise your right hand, you’ve never had a lesbian affair,” instructed Stern.

“Never, never, never. Never even been tempted,” claimed Hillary.

It’s a good thing the Howard Stern show isn’t a sworn deposition because the Clintons have run into trouble under oath denying sexual impropriety.

Stern, for the third time, was not convinced.

“Unbelievable,” said Stern.

It actually is pretty unbelievable considering what a sham marriage she is involved with. Her husband Bill has cheated on her dozens of times and sexually assaulted dozens more woman and Hillary has not only stayed with him, but enabled his predatory ways. It’s very clear that hey are together for the sake of their political careers and have an understanding that Bill can prowl, while Hillary is free to pursue her desires.

And those desires are widely reported. Bill told his lover Gennifer Flowers that Hillary has, “eaten more pussy than I have.”

Secret Service agents assigned to the Clinton White House have said that Hillary, “prefers women.” The in-joke at the time in Washington was that Bill and Hillary date the same women. Perhaps they even raped the same women.

There is also sufficient evidence that Hillary and her aid Huma Abedine, the ex-Mrs. Weiner, sleep in the same room.

Hillary tried to play up her heterosexual credentials to Howard Stern by claiming she, “dated a lot of different people.” Well, women are people, aren’t they? This is some of that patented Clinton BS that makes their lies technically true in case of a deposition. She didn’t say she dated a lot of different men, just people.

And we know for sure Hillary is lying because she claimed she, “was pretty popular.” She’s homely and bitchy and always has been. She was never popular.

“Boys were not my problem,” Clinton finished.

It’s safe to say all of Hillary’s problems are related to boys, which is why so many of them end up dead before they can spill the beans on her.

Just the fact that Hillary offered up her lesbian denial with no prompting shows she’s struggling with it. The lady doth protest too much, methinks