Coup-master Adam Schiff is a failed screenwriter but the truth is, he’s great at making stuff up. He invented the entire impeachment against President Trump out of thin air and told many tall tales to advance it to a full House vote. His latest work of fiction is crying that the President threatened to have him executed. He’s obviously hard at work at the democrats’ next impeachment fraud when the current one suffers an undignified death in the Republican-controlled Senate.
Yesterday President Trump met with Guatemalan president Jimmy Morales. Since Guatemala is a shithole country with little relevance, reporters wanted to talk about the effort to impeach Trump. For his part, Trump talked about the “total sham” and brought up California Rep. Adam Schiff:
“When you have a guy like Shifty Schiff go out and make up a statement that I made, he said, this is what he said but I never said it. He totally made it up. In Guatemala they handle things much tougher than that,” said Trump.
Trump also lamented that Schiff couldn’t be prosecuted for his lies and treachery.
“Because of immunity, House immunity, because of immunity he can’t be prosecuted. He took a statement, totally made it up. It was a lie. It was a fraud, and you just can’t do those things,” Trump said.
CNN caught up with Schiff and asked him about Trump’s “In Guatemala they handle things much tougher than that” line.
“He’s not going to intimidate me,” House Intel Chair @RepAdamSchiff tells @DanaBashCNN about comments President Trump made about him yesterday. “…I think it was quite deliberately designed to be a threat.” https://t.co/cEFFEi0bm4 pic.twitter.com/vf9gMstiiq
— CNN Newsroom (@CNNnewsroom) December 18, 2019
“Was it a threat?” Dana Bash asked.
“I think that’s what he intended it to be,” replied Schiff.
Schiff then went on to make his case as poorly as the impeachment.
“This is a President, after all, who has said of people who blow the whistle on him that they’re traitors and spies who should be treated as traitors and spies used to be teated. We used to execute traitors and spies. So this is not a President above threatening anyone who gets in his way – anyone who stands up to him,” said Schiff.
News flash: we still execute traitors and spies. It’s literally the only punishment available in the U.S. code for dealing with traitors and spies.
CNN’s Bash tried to get Schiff to clarify if he thought Trump was threatening to put him in jail or execute him.
“Do you think jail is really what he meant?” Bash asked.
“No, I think the undertone is very much a reference to Guatemala’s violent history,” said Schiff.
Not only does Schiff think Trump threatened to execute him, he’s convinced the President is sending Guatemalan death squads after him. If Schiff truly believes this, he probably regrets his support for open borders because all those former Guatemalan death squad members are living as illegal aliens within minutes of Schiff’s Los Angeles area Congressional district.
Also, did Schiff just admit that Guatemala is a violent shithole?
In a weird piece of actual journalism from CNN, Bash had a hard time believing Trump was actually calling for violence against Schiff. Pencil Neck felt differently.
“I think it was quite deliberately designed to be a threat,” responded Schiff.
And finally, Schiff admitted that this will be his next attempt to overthrow President Trump.
“This is precisely the kind of conduct Americans should not accept in the Oval Office. He has so debased that office with his threats and temper tantrums but more to the point he has sacrificed our national security,” said Schiff.
There you have it: Impeachment 2 Shifty Schiff Boogaloo will be that Trump threatened to send Guatemalan death squads after Adam Schiff, which is a direct threat to our national security. With an imagination like that, it’s hard to believe Schiff couldn’t cut it as a screenwriter.
