Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants To Kick Joe Biden Out Of The Democratic Party

Considering what a monumental idiot Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is, she may think she already kicked Joe Biden out of the democratic party. Whatever the case, the dingbat NY Rep. doesn’t believe the former VP and current presidential candidate belongs in the same party as her. Since there’s no room for both of them, she figures her one-year on the job outweighs Biden’s decades of service to the party. Also, for some reason she can’t figure why everybody hates her.

New York magazine did a lengthy profile on AOC and she is sick and tired of the democratic party having any members who don’t think like her.

“Democrats can be too big of a tent,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “They let anybody who the cat dragged in call themselves a progressive. There’s no standard.”

She’s literally a bartender with a kindergartner’s understanding of the world and yet she’s a democratic U.S. Representative. She’s definitely right that there’s no standard, but wrong about how that lack of standard works.

Speaking of people she doesn’t think belong in her progressive version of the democratic party, AOC was asked what she thought about Joe Biden winning the presidency and her response was, “Oh God.” New York magazine noted that she said this “with a groan.”

“In any other country, Joe Biden and I would not be in the same party, but in America, we are,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

In any other country, the only party AOC would be in would be a children’s party as an entertainer. She may be qualified as a clown because she’s funny, but not necessarily intentionally funny. Then again, making animal balloons may be outside of her abilities.

There you have it: AOC says Joe has got to go. The reason is because she thinks she’s taken over the democratic party and Biden, as well as others, are now the lunatic fringe:

“For so long, when I first got in, people were like, ‘Oh, are you going to basically be a tea party of the left?’ And what people don’t realize is that there is a tea party of the left, but it’s on the right edges, the most conservative parts of the Democratic Party. So the Democratic Party has a role to play in this problem,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

This AOC profile goes on and on about how she has pissed off everyone in the democratic party from Nancy Pelosi on down, which makes this AOC quote the funniest thing possible:

“It’s weird because I know I am also one of the most hated people in America,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

No, the weird thing is that AOC finally understands something clearly. She doesn’t know squat about economics, government, or history, but she does get that people hate her.

Basically saying that Joe Biden shouldn’t be allowed in the democratic party anymore isn’t going to win her any friends on the left, but then again neither is her caustic personality and donkey teeth. The real fun will be when Crazy Joe responds to this.

I bet Biden challenges her to a push-up contest with the loser walking away from the democratic party for good. My second guess is that Biden will sniff AOC’s hair and invite her to rub his hairy legs. A third and more likely scenario is that Biden doesn’t remember that he’s a democrat and has no clue what the hell an AOC is.