Elizabeth Warren’s once promising presidential campaign has hit the skids and she is desperately trying to climb back into the race. Because she’s faker than a 3-dollar bill with Hillary Clinton’s picture on it, this effort at relevancy is both pathetic and sad. One of the things she thinks will get her some traction is by dancing, but she can’t dance. I mean really, it’s one of the most embarrassing things anyone has ever done. Luckily Cory Booker, whose own campaign is in the dumps, is defending her bad dancing by admonishing anyone who mocks her as sexist.
Check this out from someone who thinks she should be the most powerful person in the world:
I know your terrible advisers told you to be more relatable and dance but really the trick is just being your authentic self. No more no less @ewarren pic.twitter.com/iNSagQhqZH
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) January 9, 2020
Yikes. That’s not even a good rain dance, kemosabe. This Warren video from a few days ago has erupted on Twitter, with all of the mockery it deserves.
Then suddenly, Spartacus to the rescue!
Raise your hand if you know why people are trolling Elizabeth’s dance moves and not my dad jokes https://t.co/SUsyIQDlPZ
— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) January 9, 2020
Now that I take a look at Booker’s tweet more closely, he’s not only saying that it’s sexist to make fun of Warren’s lack of dancing ability but also racist that no one is making fun of his lack of comedic ability. That’s a grievance two-fer.
I know what answer Booker is going for here, but the real answer is: because people know who the hell Elizabeth Warren is. They mock her and not him because she is nationally known an he is an obscure nobody. That also might explain why his presidential campaign has failed to take off.
Booker could actually raise his profile a little by making fun of the awkward white woman completely lacking in rhythm, but he thinks self-pity will get him on the stage at the next democratic debate. Like all other things, he’s wrong.
In news related to running terrible campaigns, Elizabeth Warren also thinks that showing how old she is will get her support from young people. First, she demonstrates that she has no idea what “ghosting” means.
You deserve better. Dump the guy who ghosted you, convince the roommate to let you adopt a dog, and I’ll take care of canceling your student loan debt! https://t.co/YIMb9o1Y8P
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) January 9, 2020
Warren did a stupid video for Elle magazine in which she answers readers questions. One of them was from a woman who wanted to know what she should do about a guy who was ghosting her. Warren’s reply was that she should break up with him.
ghost·ing – the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication.
If the dude already ended the relationship, how can this woman break up with him?
Next, Warren demonstrated that she has no idea what a “selfie” is:
.@ewarren‘s selfie lines can have thousands of people and be hours long! Here’s how our campaign staff gets it done. pic.twitter.com/Vo7WUkkquc
— Team Warren (@TeamWarren) January 5, 2020
The process described in the video involves a person handing their phone to a Warren staffer who then takes the picture. This is called taking a picture. A selfie is when you take a picture of yourself, hence the name “selfie.”
All of this adds up to Warren trying really hard to be young and hip, only to come off as someone’s grandma who has no idea how to use an iPad. It’s cute when granny doesn’t understand anything beyond her generation, but pathetic when a presidential candidate is this clueless. And that dancing ain’t helping either.
It’s also pretty sad that Spartacus is coming to Fauxcahontas’ defense, because he’s trying to get her to pick him as her VP. He should at least suck up to a candidate with a shot at the democratic party nomination, not someone whose campaign is crapping out as bad as his.
