There is so much BS with the democrats’ impeachment of President Trump and Nancy Pelosi confirmed it on Wednesday. While announcing the managers for their sham impeachment, the House Speaker let it slip that it was always about the thoroughly debunked and discredited Russian collusion lie. She said that the impeachment was all about Russian President Vladimir Putin. Actually, she said it was about “Vadimir Putin” but we know what she meant. Maybe.
On Thursday, Pelosi held a press conference to announce the managers who will present the impeachment case in the Senate trial. She picked “Fat” Jerry Nadler and “Shifty” Adam Schiff among others, but that was hardly the biggest problem. These were her opening words and I can only conclude that she was drunk given her slurred speech:
“This is about the Constitution of the United Studs,” started Pelosi.
Yes, she said United Studs, which I think is a D.C. male exotic dancer troop like the Thunder from Down Under.
“And it’s importance to the president to know and Putin to know, the American voter, voters in America should decide who our president is not Vadimir Plutin, Putin in Russia,” said Pelosi.
Also Putimir Vladim shouldn’t decide who is the presidnet of the United Studs. I’m totally with Pelosi on this, but there is one small problem:
The articles of impeachment, which House democrats and only House democrats voted on don’t have anything to do with Russia or whatever the hell that country’s president is named. Pelosi was announcing the appointment of managers for the articles of impeachment and saying that it had something to do with Putin interfering with U.S. elections.
Democrats voted to impeach Trump on the made up charges of “obstruction of Congress” and “abuse of power.” They didn’t even include quid pro quo/extortion/bribery related to President Trump’s call with Ukraine president Zelenksy, which is why they started the impeachment inquiry in the first place. Democrats sure as hell didn’t pass an article impeachment related to Vladimir Putin and election interference, and here is Nancy Pelosi saying that what this impeachment is all about.
From the day he was elected, democrats began spreading the false narrative that Donald Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election from Hillary Clinton. Also from that day, democrats began plotting Trump’s impeachment.
They were all set to oust Trump based on the Russian collusion fairy tale but then special counsel Robert Mueller completed his exhaustive investigation and exonerated the President completely of any sort of coordination with Russia. Democrats were not prepared to take the “L” so Adam Schiff concocted the bogus Ukraine quid pro quo nonsense.
There was absolutely nothing to Schiff’s manufactured Ukraine crisis and democrats couldn’t find any crimes or impeachable offenses, so they just made up the abuse of power and obstruction of Congress charges that they voted for to fulfill their 2016 impeachment plan.
The thing is, this impeachment is supposed to be about some kind of wrongdoing involving Ukraine, not Russian. And again, Pelosi just came out and said the impeachment was about Russia. She so full of crap, she can’t even keep her turds together.
Democrats are demanding that the Republican-controlled Seante call witness and seek documents that they were too lazy to get to help make their case for impeachment. That alone shows what a crock of shit their articles of impeachment are. The fact that Pelosi is claiming the impeachment is all about Russia shows that the crock of shit is cracked and leaking diarrhea all of the House floor.
Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell is a funny guy and he should totally subpoena “Vadimir Plutin” to testify in the Seante trial. Who knows? He could have some compelling testimony about Pelosi’s deteriorating mind.
