Hillary Clinton didn’t learn much from her 2016 smackdown and is saying that she’s feeling an urge to run against President Trump again. Obviously it’s too late for her to throw her pantsuit in the ring and get her name on the primary ballots, but this is really more of her refusal to accept that America hates her. The urge she’s feeling is probably just gas or maybe something related to her traumatic brain injury. Pepto-Bismol or a lobotomy should take care of it.
In her seemingly never-ending press tour to promote her Hulu documentary nobody gives a crap about, Hillary sat down with Variety in a sad attempt to make herself look less sad. It didn’t work. Check this out:
Variety: I know you’re not running for president, but do you ever feel the urge to think: “I could beat Donald Trump if I were running.”
Hillary: Yeah. I certainly feel the urge because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time and an odd outcome. And the more we learn, the more that seems to be the case. But I’m going to support the people who are running now and do everything I can to help elect the Democratic nominee.
What was odd about the 2016 election? That she lost? That was only odd to her because she had already proclaimed herself the victor a month before Election Day.
What she’s really trying to say here is that the results of this free and fair election were neither free nor fair. And based on that, she thinks she could totally beat Trump in 2020. A fair follow-up question would have been to ask her if she’s so sure she could take out Trump, why didn’t she get in the race and prove it?
The only thing Hillary was willing to prove is what a pathetic sack of crap she really is. Here she combines her Russian conspiracy theory with her delusion that she is beloved:
Variety: Did you ever go on the internet or Twitter to see what people were saying?
Hillary: No, I never did. A lot of it was manufactured. We now know that a lot of it was amplified by Russian bots. That’s still going on. And I knew that it was not really about me, it was about the threat that a woman running for president posed to certain set beliefs and structures.
No Hillary, people genuinely hate you. It’s not Russian bots talking trash about you on social media, it’s half the country you called “deplorables.”
Also, if she never went on the Internet to see what people were saying about her, how does she know it was negative and driven by Russian bots? See, it’s that lying thing that makes people dislike her.
Finally she gave an unintentional nod to her treasonous private e-mail server scandal:
Variety: What’s on your DVR or TiVo?
Hillary: We TiVo a lot. My husband is in charge of the TiVo. He TiVos sports events and a lot of series that he watches. We have a lot backed up.
Backed up? As in on a private DVR server in the bathroom? She better hope the State Department never subpoenas her DVR schedule or she’ll have to wipe out the entire final season of The Real Housewives of Sexual Predators, “like with a cloth.”
Also, there is no way that the Clintons still use TiVo or that Bill watches anything besides “barely legal” Internet porn. Again, it’s these blatant lies that makes her so damn unappealing.
Hillary Clinton still hasn’t gotten over the fact that America hates her and she lost the 2016 election by running a terrible campaign. Just wait until nobody watches her Hulu documentary. She’ll be crushed all over again and will have to claim her embarrassing Rotten Tomatoes score is due to Russian interference.
