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Groundhog Hillary

By Ben Garrison

Will Hillary see her shadow and run for president a third time?

Many people, including H. A. Goodman and myself have said she will. Hillary just came out and said she ‘feels the urge’ to run again. Of course she does. She’s a narcissistic sociopath who has craved the power of the presidency since she was a young woman. Running for president is an addiction she can’t kick.

She went on a tour to promote her book about ‘gutsy women.’ A boring documentary was made about her. She’s constantly in the public eye. So why hasn’t she announced already?

There are a variety of reasons. Her health cannot have improved all that much. She could not handle the stress and pressure of running in 2016. Remember when she passed out and was tossed like a side of beef into a waiting black medical ban?

Remember her head injury and subsequent seizures? Remember her constant coughing?

She must know she can’t repeat that and so most likely she’ll present herself as a savior in a rigged convention this summer. Everyone knows none of the other candidates stand a chance against Trump anyway. The one who was fresh, original, and had a modicum of integrity was Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary promptly slandered her as a Russian agent.

Hillary will continue to play the reluctant candidate. She will avoid the stress of debates, traveling, and public speaking until after she steals the nomination from Bernie once again.

I want Hillary to run again. Seeing her lose again to Trump would be a glorious. She needs further humiliation as payback for years of dirty deed doing. The danger is she will double down on her rigging, including votes from illegal immigrants, hacked voting machines, more dead people voting, and so on. I don’t think that will be a factor, because Trump will compensate with his landslide of support.

Hillary casts a long, cold shadow of corruption.

Check out all of Ben’s great cartoons and commentary HERE.

Is Hillary Clinton angling to become vice president?

Via The Hill

A number of people in politics, the media and elsewhere are openly speculating that if Democrats wind up with a “brokered convention,” with no strong or viable nominee evident, Hillary Clinton might enter the arena as the “savior” who could unite the delegates and go on to defeat President Donald Trump.

Clinton herself seemed to throw shade at that theory during an interview with Variety at the Sundance Film Festival. When asked about the “urge” to beat Trump, the former Democratic nominee said, “Yeah. I certainly feel the urge because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time and an odd outcome. And the more we learn, the more that seems to be the case. But I’m going to support the people who are running now and do everything I can to help elect the Democratic nominee.”

Several politically savvy Democrats have told me that “everything” may be a much more plausible and powerful scenario.

That is, Clinton and/or her team could be negotiating with former Vice President Joe Biden, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg or the last candidate standing to join the ticket as vice president. She would add the gravitas, delegates and, eventually, millions of votes needed to get them over the finish line on Nov. 5. I am assured that Clinton is on every shortlist for that position.

Read the entire article HERE.

Sanders attempts to lead Generation Z into a socialist paradise

Via The Washington Times

Bernie and his lost boys will likely never get to the socialist Neverland

Bernie Sanders has been around a long time. He outlasted socialism in the former Soviet Union and the American attempt at it with Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society. He has seen socialist experiments fail in Cuba and Venezuela, and watched China under socialism as it morphed into one of the world’s leading capitalist nations in all but name.

Despite this, Sen. Sanders insists on playing the role of a pied piper in trying to lead the youth of Generation Z and their older millennial cousins into a yet another grand experiment in creating a socialist paradise. Like me, Mr. Sanders is a surviving baby boomer. Boomers come in three general varieties. There are Vietnam-era vets, former idealists who realized that they would have to work for a living to survive, and a small group of decrepit hippie Peter Pans who never grew up.

Like most of his fellow aging Pans, Bernie retreated to the Neverland of campuses and political activism where they have survived on some form of tenure or government dole. Like the original Peter Pan, they delight in luring the young, innocent and incompetently educated toward a utopian Neverland which they now call Democratic Socialism.

To live in this Neverland, you must not only think happy thoughts; you must also deny that there is such a thing as human nature. Once you have entered this realm, all things are possible if you only keep your eyes wide shut to unpleasant reality.

A majority of experienced American adults have rejected socialism as an operating philosophy because they accept that normal, functioning human beings don’t want to be equal. They do want equal opportunity to be more tomorrow than they are today; that is why the pure socialism envisioned by Marx never has worked and never will. When pure socialism fails — as it inevitably does — the leaders of the movement in any given country generally take one of two courses…

Read the entire article HERE.

The Super Bowl LIV Halftime show was polished, highly produced – and vulgar

Via The American Thinker

This year, Super Bowl LIV took place in Miami. It was, therefore, appropriate for the halftime show to have a Latin beat, with Shakira and J. Lo as the headliners. Still, some people asked, “Did the show have to be so vulgar?”

On the pro side, Shakira and J-Lo are both superb entertainers, the songs they used were fun and energetic, the Latin beat rocked, the backup performers were excellent, All in all, the show was a polished 14 minutes of top-flight Latin-infused pop music and dancing.

Any people who attended a stadium show just to see these two performers, both of whom sing and dance extremely well, would have felt they got their money’s worth. Bravo!

But on the con side, the show was vulgar, and that’s not just because, in keeping with all Latin dancing going back to the early 20th century, there was a lot of hip shaking. Few people are going to get bent out of shape by that traditional Latin American dance dynamic.

While shaking hips are now old hat, there were still a lot of vulgar moves and costumes in the halftime show:

  • Shakira implied bondage by wrapping a rope around herself.
  • Bevies of athletic young women thrusting their pelvises at the TV cameras.
  • Shakira writhed on the floor as a rapper bent over her body.
  • Shakira ululuated, while flicking her tongue at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her back-up dancers wore leather bondage outfits reminiscent of the leather gear fetish gay men wore in San Francisco’s Folsom District in the 1970s and 1980s.
  • J-Lo wagging her half-naked butt at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her male backup dancers kept grabbing their own crotches.
  • J-Lo did some pole dancing in a minimalist costume that barely covered her lady parts, while presiding over what is meant to look like an orgy, with people in white bondage wear writhing below her (plus more crotch-grabbing).
  • J-Lo freak dancing, which happens when a woman backs her butt up to a man’s crotch and they rub against each other as they dance.

With all of this sexually explicit dancing, it was bizarre to have the show end with a chorus of sweet-faced girls (including J-Lo’s own daughter) doing the usual women’s empowerment shtick. For old-fashioned feminists, sexually objectifying oneself has little to do with empowerment.

Read the entire article HERE.

TRUMP WINS AGAIN: Heartland Chiefs Humiliate Colin Kaepernick’s Former Team in Super Bowl

Via The Washington Free Beacon

Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Poop City’ Niners blow 10-point lead in stunning defeat

America’s greatness continues to advance under the commanding leadership of President Donald J. Trump, whose first term in office already ranks among the most successful in our country’s history.

American values scored a huge win Sunday night when the Kansas City Chiefs bested the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LIV, overcoming a 10-point deficit in the fourth quarter to claim a 31-20 victory in Miami. For the Chiefs, a franchise based in Missouri—a state Trump won by nearly 20 points in 2016—it was their first NFL championship in 50 years. Nice!

For the Niners, based in a Democratic state and a feces-infested city represented by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.), the outcome was almost as disappointing as that of Super Bowl XLVII. In that 2013 contest against the Baltimore Ravens, then-quarterback Colin Kaepernick threw three consecutive incompletions from the opponents’ five-yard line, resulting in a turnover on downs with less than two minutes to play. The 49ers went on to lose 31-34.

Kaepernick, a frequent Trump critic who stirred controversy in 2016 by taking a knee during the pregame performance of the national anthem, quit the team in March 2017 and has not played in the NFL since. The 49ers, meanwhile, managed to return to the Super Bowl less than three years after shedding Kaepernick from the roster.

Read the entire article HERE.

49ers Star Vowed To Shun Trump If Team Won Super Bowl, Plays Key Role In Epic Choke

Via Trending Politics

San Francisco 49ers star cornerback Richard Sherman may want to think twice the next time that he runs his mouth.

Last week, Sherman became the latest multimillionaire prima donna to inject his personal political views into sports when he all but promised to snub President Trump when the Super Bowl winner is invited to the White House were the Niners to win.

Now he doesn’t have to worry about it.

Sherman played a pivotal role in what will go down as one of the greatest choke jobs in Super Bowl history when his 49ers team coughed up a two-score lead that they held midway through the fourth quarter.

The Kansas City Chiefs were one play from being dead and buried and the haughty 49ers were already shoveling dirt onto their casket when superstar quarterback Patrick Mahomes solved the San Francisco defense with a clutch 44-yard bomb that ignited the comeback.

Having seized the momentum, Mahomes then went to work and the smack-talking Sherman was absolutely abused on several key plays including this pass to Sammy Watkins.

When the 31-20 score was in the books and red and gold confetti rained down on players in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium, Sherman was wearing a set of well-deserved goat horns and should serve as a cautionary tale for those whose hate for President Trump blinds them to the consequences if they don’t back up their words.

As for the game itself, score one for flyover country in what could be a omen of what Democrats could expect come November.

Read the entire article HERE.

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