Crazy Joe Biden continued to reinvent himself and pad his resumé in the blindspot of the liberal media. His latest fact-free claim is that upon leaving the Senate he became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania. The easiest way for the fake news to fact check this, if they were interested, is that upon leaving the Senate, Biden became the Vice President of the United States, which is much different than teaching college classes on the ethics of advanced basket weaving.
Biden held another one of his embarrassing virtual coronavirus briefings today and decided to take questions from randos. An 18-year-old college student asked Biden what he intends to do to attract younger voters and ho-lee-shit did Crazy Joe live up to his name.
The question starts at around the 14-minute mark of the video and goes on for over 8 minutes. Biden promised to forgive student loan debt, threatened Trump to stop messing with Obamacare, and reaffirmed the he will cure cancer, diabetes, and that other thing he can’t remember. The whole time, this poor kid is just siting there nodding and trying to pretend Biden isn’t a rambling senile old coot.
At the 21-minute mark of the video, 7 minutes into the answer, the kid could no longer pretend that Biden is sane because he said this:
“You know, when I left the United States Senate, I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania,” said Biden adding, “So I spent a lot of time on campus with college students.”
None of that is true. Here’s a handy timeline for Biden to refer to:
January 20, 2009 – Joe Biden officially ends his 33-year career as a U.S. Senator.
January 20, 2009 – Joe Biden is sworn in as the Vice President of the United States.
As you can see, there is very little room between 1/20/09 and 1/20/09 for Biden to have become a college professor and spend a lot of time on campus with college students.
There is this, but it doesn’t help redeem this lie: Biden has been given honorary degrees from a bunch of colleges including the University of Pennsylvania. That however doesn’t make him a college professor, just a guy with some worthless pieces of paper to hang on the wall. Also, for the record, Biden got this honorary degree from Penn in 2013, not 2009.
Biden lied that he co-sponsored the The Endangered Species Act of 1973.
Biden lied that he was arrested in South Africa trying to see Nelson Mandela.
Now Biden is lying that he became a college professor after leaving the Senate.
He also takes credit for everything that happened during Obama’s presidency and claims he wrote every law that has ever been passed.
The cool thing is that the liberal media will not call him out on this obvious bullshit. That begs the question, why doesn’t he use this to make himself sound way more awesome?
He should say that he single-handily defeated the Nazis and ended WWII in the European theater. This has an element of truth because he was born before the fall of the Third Reich.
F*ck it, he should say he won ever war for the U.S. including beating the South in the Civil War and emancipating the slaves. It’s not like there is some kind of resource the liberal media could use to dispute this.
He should also say he was the first man on the moon because America loves astronaut heroes. Nobody’s going to challenge him on this. While he’s at it, he could say he lead SEAL Team 6 in taking out bin Laden.
Since he’s busy blaming Trump’s reaction to the coronavirus, Biden should also claim he eradicated smallpox and invented penicillin. He could add to this by saying he has healing powers which is what he’s really doing when he sniffs women’s hair and fondles little children.
This will do well for Biden as he tries to wrap up the democratic party nomination. It may not be great in the general election when most Americans will not want to vote for a crazy liar, but he can cross that bridge when he gets to it.
