Land-O-Lakes Ditches Indian Mascot Because Someone Thought It Was Racist

Chief Dances with Wokeness has scalped the Land-O-Lakes Indian maiden. The company has ditched their long-time mascot because apparently someone thought it was racist. The company has removed the iconic female Indian from their butter packages, replacing her with nothing. Land-O-Lakes did to their butter what Super Tuesday did to Elizabeth Warren’s campaign: they got rid of the fictitious Indian and left people with nothing. Maybe they should have put Joe Biden on the package like the democrats did and called it “Land-O-Senility.”

Twin Cities Pioneer Press reports:

Land O’Lakes is quietly changing its look, and the American Indian maiden on the Minnesota company’s butter and dairy packaging for nearly a century is disappearing.

Land O’Lakes President and CEO Beth Ford said in a news release that the Arden Hills-based company is repackaging its products as the company “looks toward our 100th anniversary.”

Some have criticized the original logo as culturally insensitive.

And by “some” it’s one person who is the Native American version of “Karen.”

Native people have called the imagery racist, and that it goes “hand-in-hand with with human and sex trafficking of our women and girls … by depicting Native women as sex objects,” according to North Dakota state Rep. Ruth Buffalo, D-Fargo, who is a registered member of the Mandan, Hidatsa and Arikara Nation.

“Yes, it’s a good thing for the company to remove the image. … But we can’t stop there. We as a whole need to keep pushing forward to address the underlying issues that directly impact an entire population that survived genocide,” said Buffalo.

Butter is genocide? At least white Karen just wants to talk to the manager about slightly mediocre service.

Here’s the new Indian-Free packaging:

I don’t want to start a whole thing here, but that packaging is offensive as hell to sunsets, trees, and especially lakes. I sincerely hope the company addresses my concerns so I don’t have to flip the f*ck out on them.

Nobody was crushed more about this new packaging than Elizabeth Warren who felt she should have been the new face of the company:

No presidency and no butter. It’s been a shitty couple of moths for Warren, but nevertheless she persisted in being insufferable.

The biggest problem I have with this new package is that you can’t make titties out of it any more:

I guess I don’t really care that the cowardly company bowed to political correctness and removed an innocuous Indian maiden from their box, but they should have least replaced it with some luscious breasts. Butter comes from milk and milk comes from boobs so that’s a natural mascot. Just sayin’.

With the Land-O-Lakes Indian maiden gone, it’s going to be open season on other corporate symbols. Look out Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth.