During the coronavirus lockdown it seems like Biden has been listening to a lot of Rolling Stones and in particular “Brown Sugar.” In one of the creepiest and grossest moves yet, it appears the the former VP is hitting on his old boss’ wife Michelle Obama. Crazy Joe is a mumbly-mouthed mess and it’s never quite clear, even to him, what the hell he’s talking about. Given his history of sexual assault and inappropriate fondling however, it’s impossible to give him the benefit of the doubt unless you’re the liberal media.
Biden was asked by a KDKA reporter if he would want Michelle Obama to be his running mate.
“I’d take her in a heartbeat,” replied Biden.
Take her how? That’s a pretty weird way to answer this question except for Creepy Joe who is always on the prowl.
“She knows the way around,” continued Biden.
This is what you say about a woman who is sexually experienced. It’s basically Joe saying Michelle Obama is DTF.
“She is a really fine woman,” Biden finished.
She is a really fine woman? Wrong and wrong.
In answer to a question if Biden would want Michelle Obama as his running mate, Crazy Joe said, “I’d like to bang her, she’s a nasty ho, and I think she’s a hot piece of ass.
If you remember, Tara Reade, the woman who credibly accused Biden of sexual assault, said Joe reached under her dress and penetrated her with his fingers. If he tries this with Michelle he’s going to be in for a major shock.
“Look jack, you’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier, Michelle,” Biden will say.
At which point his signature “come on, man” will take on a whole new meaning.
Elsewhere in the interview Biden showed that he doesn’t exactly see women as is equal or even human. Check out this exchange when talking about potential running mates:
“Will you commit that that person be a woman of color?” he was asked.
“No, I’ll commit to it be a woman,” replied Biden.
Women are “its” according to Biden. That seems pretty demeaning and dehumanizing to me but then again I’m not a liberal rapist.
Biden was creepy in this interview but he was still Biden, which meant plenty of incoherence. He started the interview off by claiming he is from Pittsburgh. The Pittsburgh-area reporter was nice enough to not correct him that he was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania and grew up in Delaware.
Joe also made this unforced mental error:
“There will be, committed that there will be a woman of color on the Supreme Court,” said Biden.
So if Biden wins the Presidency he will put a woman of color on the Supreme Court? Woman of color Supreme Court Justice Sonja Sotomayor should make him aware of his existence. This is Biden dismissing the accomplishments of women, which would be sexist if he weren’t a democrat.
This ain’t a bad campaign promise however since it’s something that already exists. It’s like him promising that if he wins there will be a Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor.
For obvious reasons Barack Obama waited until Biden was the last man standing to give his endorsement, but is it too late to take that endorsement back? Barack has almost no legacy left thanks to President Trump, so does he really want the only thing people remember him by as the dude who endorsed a Crazy guy that wants to bang his wife?