A Maskless Coughing Joe Biden May Be Infected With COVID-19

The science behind Joe Biden’s mask-wearing practices are truly baffling. Sometimes he wears one outside when he’s nowhere near anyone else and then inside the mask is nowhere to be found as he sniffs and fondles young children. Today Joe gave an indoor update on COVID-19 and was massless and coughing. In related news, he may actually be infected with the virus.

First, there’s this thing from The AP:

The White House said that a staff member who traveled on Air Force One on Friday tested positive for COVID on Monday – but said that President Biden has been tested twice so far since having contact with the person, and has tested negative. Biden will be tested again on Wednesday, White House press secretary Jen Psaki said in a statement.

Psaki said the “mid-level staff member,” who was not named, had spent about 30 minutes “in proximity” to Biden on Air Force One between Orange, S.C. and Philadelphia. The staff member is fully vaccinated and boosted, and tested negative before boarding the plane, Psaki said. “This staff member did not begin to experience symptoms until Sunday, and was tested on Monday,” Psaki said.

“As CDC guidance does not require fully vaccinated people to quarantine after an exposure, the president will continue with his daily schedule,” said Psaki.

But then there’s this from AP White House correspondent, Darlene Superville:

You describe someone who has COVID-19 but isn’t sick as “asymptomatic” which means in all likelihood that Joe Biden is infected. If Biden had tested negative again, Psaki would have said he tested negative but instead she described him as being asymptomatic.

And with that, Biden continued his daily schedule:

Biden entered the room full of reporters, without a mask and coughing. He took the podium and coughed some more. Since the gist of Biden’s speech was that vaccines don’t really work, he just infected everyone in that room.

He also infected their ears with Bidenesque nonsense:

“You’re at a high risk of getting sick and if you get sick you’re likely to give it to others including Fred and family,” said Biden.

Fred who? Flintstone? I bet more people would get vaccinated if they could protect the town of Bedrock.

Biden had been calling the COIVID-19 Omicron variant “Omnicron” but on Tuesday he switched it up and said it was “Omicrom.” Hey, he’s getting closer.

“Today we Spock-tile enough, stockpile enough gown, masks, and ventilators,” said Biden.

Killer Star Trek reference, bro.

I’m sure there’s more of this but I could only make it through the first 15 minutes. He coughed throughout, picked his nose 5 times, and told people to get vaccinated 12 times. I can only imagine he must like the sound of his own voice because this was one boring as hell speech in which he kept repeating the same thing over and over again.

The bottom line is that Joe is probably infected with COVID-19, coughed on a bunch of reporters, and then scolded everyone for not being safe. I think that pretty much sums up his bullshit presidency, don’t you?