Joe Biden Picks Up Endorsement From…Osama Bin Laden?

Everybody who is anybody in the whacky world of leftist lunatics is giving the king of the kooks, Joe Biden, a nod in his presidential bid and that includes dead terrorists. In what would be weird if it didn’t involve Crazy Joe, 9/11 terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden has given Biden a posthumous endorsement. It turns out the jihadi cave dweller wanted Biden to be president because he is dangerously incompetent and would plunge the U.S. into chaos. Even bin Laden saw what democrats and the liberal media are trying to pretend doesn’t exist.

Fox News dug this out of the archives:

Usama bin Laden wanted to assassinate then-President Barack Obama so that the “totally unprepared” Joe Biden would take over as president and plunge the United States “into a crisis,” according to documents seized from bin Laden’s Pakistan compound when he was killed in May 2011.

The secretive documents, first reported in 2012 by The Washington Post, outlined a plan to take out Obama and top U.S. military commander David Petraeus as they traveled by plane.

“The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency,” bin Laden wrote to a top deputy. “Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour … and killing him would alter the war’s path” in Afghanistan.

I don’t agree with Osama bin Laden on much, but does he have Joe Biden pegged or what? In reality, the same reason why bin Laden wanted Joe to be president is why every Republican wanted him to be the democratic party nominee: he is too incompetent to succeed.

Another reality is that Biden worked very hard for this bin Laden endorsement. On several occasions, Biden has bragged how he tried to talk Obama out of killing bin Laden.

“Mr. President, my suggestion is, don’t go,” said Biden before the raid on bin Laden’s compound.

Obama also confirmed that Crazy Joe was against sending SEAL Team 6 in to take out the terrorist. Obama once said, “Even some in my own party, including my current vice president” were against the raid.

The only thing I can’t quite figure out is why would bin Laden have wanted to take out Obama who clearly had pro-Islam sympathies. I guess getting Biden in the White House was too attractive to ignore. Sure, Obama took out bin Laden, but he made it up to the radical Islamic world by doing nothing to stop ISIS.

One of the strange things I remember thinking about in 2008 was how close the democratic party ticket was to the 9/11 mastermind. All you need to do is switch one letter and add 3 more to change Obama/Biden into Osama/binLaden. That can’t be a coincidence.

Let’s remember that back then he was “Osama” and only recently became “Usama.” I guess the SEALs killed so thoroughly that it even knocked the top off his “O.”

Biden picking up the Osama bin Laden endorsement is huge and with a little luck he can grab some more posthumous nods from history’s greatest monsters. Maybe there’s a CIA dossier out there in which hairy bearded communist dictator Fidel Castro once said of Biden: “I like his hairy legs, mang.”