Stacy Abrams is jockeying hard to be Joe Biden’s running mate but is also preparing for a future in stand-up comedy. The woman who is famous for losing the Georgia governor’s election and then refusing to admit defeat, is bragging that her capacity to win elections is second to none. It’s just this kind of factually-challenged nonsense that appeals to crazy Joe, so this is actually a good ploy by Abrams to land the VP spot in his clown-car campaign.
In an interview with The Atlantic, Abrams laid out her case to be Biden’s running mate:
“We have to win the election. And I would point out that I ran the most successful campaign to engage the communities we need to build the broadest coalition necessary in 2020, because what we are going to see on the ground is that this is going to be a campaign unlike anything that’s been run before,” said Abrams.
Democrats have different definitions for words than the rest of us and gauge success in ways that defy reality. However, like I pointed out, this is complete gibberish so Biden is bound to dig it.
Speaking of which…
“If you look at what we were able to accomplish in Georgia, the growth of the numbers and the composition of the voters, I would put my capacity to win an election as the VP running mate alongside anyone’s,” Abrams said.
Abrams has won exactly zero elections so her capacity to win elections is also zero. She is talking about a national presidential election, something she’s never run in, but that doesn’t change her total lack of election wins. If she puts this alongside other presidential losers like Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore, she’s still no better than them, just even in that she has a doughnut in the “win” column.
What makes this absurd statement even more crazy is, just last week she was bragging about what a loser she is. In an interview with Elle magazine, again campaigning for Biden’s running mate slot, Abrams finally came to terms with the fact that she didn’t win the Georgia governor’s race:
“I may not have won the office, but what I was able to learn for the causes I serve has been extraordinary, and beyond anything I could have imagined. Apparently, I’m a really good loser,” said Abrams.
Even that’s a lie. Abrams, for nearly 2 years, refused to concede the election and insisted that she actually won. A “good loser” is someone who accepts defeat with class. Abrams is good at losing, but that’s a different thing entirely.
Stacy Abrams pitch to Joe Biden is: pick me, I’ve never won anything but I’m awesome at losing things.
If that seems bizarre that’s because it is but I’m telling you, bizarre is what gets it done with Crazy Joe. He doesn’t want someone with a better track record than him. He doesn’t want someone rational with good ideas and let’s face it, he couldn’t even find such a person in the democratic party. Biden is a kook and he’s looking for a loon to complete the ticket.
