Jeff Flake Admits He’s Racist But Won’t Vote For ‘Racist’ Trump

Jeff Flake is the former RINO Senator from Arizona who dropped out of politics because literally everyone hates him. In the least stunning blow to Trump’s election, Flake says he won’t be voting for the President, mostly because of racism. In an odd twist, Flake revealed that he is super-racist. In other words, Flake says he’s a racist but doesn’t support Trump because of the president’s racism. I think you see why Flake had to GTFO of politics; he’s a moron.

Flake Fact #1: Jeff Flake was born on December 31, 2916 in Snowflake, Arizona.

Flake did an interview with The Washington Post because apparently nobody relevant will talk to the fake news paper anymore. Flake started by explaining why he thinks Trump is so darn racist:

“I just couldn’t support [Trump] long before he started to run. The birtherism thing was just too much for me. And then it piled on,” Flake said.

Birtherism is of course the idea that Barack Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. and was thus ineligible to be president. It’s racist, according to liberals, because Obama is a black democrat. Hillary Clinton’s 2008 presidential campaign actually started the rumors, but liberals can’t go around blaming her, so they’ve put it on Trump who merely asked that Obama make public his birth certificate, which he did.

“This won’t be the first time I’ve voted for a Democrat — though not for president. Last time I voted for a third-party candidate. But I will not vote for Donald Trump,” said Flake.

So that’s a nod for Joe Biden? Flake ought to check out some of Biden’s racism before making this endorsement. Biden didn’t want black kids going to school with his blonde-haired children, bragged about his friendships with white power segregationists, and thinks black people should shut up already about slavery. Trump asked to see a birth certificate, which is way way less bad.

Flake Fact #2: Jeff Flake went on a Mormon mission to apartheid-era South Africa and learned to speak Afrikaans, the language of the white supremacist colonizers.

After failing to make the case for Trump’s racism, Flake copped to his own racism, though accidentally. Flake was trying to argue that to save the Republican Party, Republicans must vote for the democrat…

“The pendulum swings when one party takes it too far. We’ll be ourselves again,” Flake said.

…because if Trump loses, the Republican Party will be more like the democratic party, which Flake feels appeals to young people:

“So for young people who’ve grown up around minorities or had a different experience than a lot of us in my generation, they don’t harbor, I think, some of the prejudices that people in my generation do,” said Flake.

Flake is a Baby Boomer so he’s saying everyone in his generation never grew up around minorities and are therefore prejudice against non-whites. More specially, he’s saying that’s how he is.

Flake Fact #3: Jeff Flake is an idiot.

Now here’s where this gets incredibly dumb: Flake is saying that he can’t vote for Trump, who is a Baby Boomer, because he’s too old and from a generation of racists, but will vote for Joe Biden, who is even older and has a proven track record of racism.

Flake may skate by on a technicality here because Joe Biden is too old to be a Baby Boomer. Biden is however from the generation and party who fought the Civil War to preserve slavery, so there’s that.

In today’s Where Are They Now segment, we learn that Jeff Flake is still every bit of the smarmy RINO dipshit that got him run out of politics. It’s nice to see that failure and humiliation hasn’t changed him at all.