Joe Biden Taps Hillary Clinton (Yuck) For Women’s Town Hall

Joe Biden is embroiled in a rape scandal that won’t go away so what better way to deal with that than bringing in the queen of sexual assault enablers? Biden held a women’s town hall and tapped Hillary Clinton to help him through this difficult time. If there’s anyone who can help discredit sexual assault survivors it’s rapey Bill Clinton’s horrible wife. Unfortunately, Creepy Joe didn’t seek Hillary’s expert advice on how to walk away from a credible rape accusation, which is more proof he is unfit to be president.

Biden’s virtual town hall on women got off to a roaring start. As the timer counted down to zero, Joe and Hillary appeared on screen and sat there silently. At one point Joe scratched his face. After about a half a minute someone off-camera began frantically trying to get Joe to say something. Eventually he talked, but it wasn’t any more entertaining.

I’m not sure what the actual purpose of this town hall was. It was billed a women’s thing, but it was just Hillary endorsing Joe and then the two of them bashing President Trump.

Joe introduced Hillary as, ““the woman who should be President of the United States right now.”

And Hillary complained, “Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.”

Donald Trump is a real President with all the power and authority that comes with the office. He beat Hillary fair and square and now she’s the one pretending to be president. Donald Trump will also continue to be a real President because the democrats have put Joe Biden up against him and that guy is an even worse candidate than Hillary.

This was two losers who have fallen flat a collective 4 times at running for president, with Joe setting up the #5 failure, pretending like they know what it takes to win. I honestly can’t think of anything more pathetic.

Despite being billed as a town hall, there were only two questions asked the entire hour. Weirdly, these questions came from figure skater Michelle Kwan, who also knows what it’s like to lose since she never brought home an Olympic gold medal. In reality, this was a runner-up town hall, except it wasn’t a town hall.

This was excruciating to watch and there is nothing of substance to report. Joe Biden butchered the English language and Hillary Clinton was full of shit. There however one highlight at the end. As Joe was bidding farewell, he muted Hillary before she could say goodbye:

So Joe Biden silenced a woman? Considering the sexual assault mess he’s in, this couldn’t be worse optics. It’s bad enough that he held a “women’s town hall” as the evidence against him raping a woman was mounting, but the fact that he symbolically told a woman to STFU is terrible.

Actually, Joe telling Hillary to shut up is the first thing I’ve ever supported in him. It’s not going to change my option of Joe, but after a million years in politics, he is finally on the right side of things.

The big takeaway here is that Joe had Hillary for an hour and never once asked her for help with his rape problem. Nobody is better at “slut-shaming” sexual assault victims and blaming everything on a “vast right-wing conspiracy” then her. If he’s not going to seek counsel from the experts, how can he possibly be an effective president?