Biden Hires Infamous Sexual Assaulter To Help Find A Woman Running Mate

On top of being terrible at speaking or remembering things, Joe Biden is horrible at optics. The elderly former VP is currently embroiled in a sexual assault scandal and in his infinite idiocy has hired an infamous sexual predator to help him find a woman running mate. Biden has employed the help of former Senator Chris Dodd, who was half of the “waitress sandwich” with Ted Kennedy in which the drunken democrats sexually assaulted a female restaurant server. Apparently Bill Clinton was unavailable for the gig.

Fox News reports, but leaves out one important fact:

A former U.S. senator from Connecticut who was linked to a highly criticized corporate bailout a decade ago and later became a lobbyist for Hollywood movie studios, was among four appointees named Thursday morning to a panel charged with helping presumed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden select a running mate.

Chris Dodd, 75, a Democrat who chaired the Senate Banking Committee during the nation’s financial crisis and also helped craft the Affordable Care Act, widely known as ObamaCare, was named to Biden’s Vice Presidential Selection Committee along with three others, according to a statement.

Those are not the only things Dodd is known for. Here’s a fun thing from the archives of GQ magazine when Ted “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy and Chris Dodd got shitfaced and sexually assaulted a waitress:

In December 1985, just before he announced he would run for president in 1988, Kennedy allegedly manhandled a pretty young woman employed as a Brasserie waitress.

It is after midnight and Kennedy and Dodd are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant’s annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. “They’d always get their girls very, very drunk,” says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells Gaviglio the senators want to see her.

As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd’s lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.

Biden has stated that he will chose a woman to be his running mate and this is the guy he hired to help find one? I guess since Ted Kennedy, the master, is dead, Biden went with the next best expert.

The problem for Dodd is that all of the women Biden is considering (Abrams, Klobuchar, Warren, etc…) are uggos. Maybe that’s why Biden picked him; to help him find a hot piece of ass to be the meat in his senility sandwich.

Joe Biden disqualifies himself every day and every time he opens his mouth, but this move to bring in Chris Dodd to help him find a woman running mate shows extremely poor decision making, unfit for a President of the United States. When you are accused of sexual assault, don’t hire an infamous sexual assaulter to vet women VP candidates. It’s amazing that he doesn’t know this or that the people pulling his strings let this slip by.