The party that says it “believes in science” used some of that liberal science to help excuse Joe Biden’s sexual assault scandal. The former VP is accused of penetrating a staffer’s vagina with his fingers against her will. According to one democrat however, that is physically impossible because of where the vagina is located on a woman. Since no man is able to finger a woman, Creepy Joe is exonerated. Right now, a writer at The Babylon Bee is pissed that a democrat stole this satirical headline by saying it for real.
Richard Komi (commie?) is a New Hampshire state Representative. He must be angling for a job in Biden’s administration that will never happen because he tweeted and then deleted this ridiculous thing:
“Judging by the position of the female vagina, it will not be easy for anyone to just put their finger into the vagina unless their (sic) is some Cooperation from the female herself. That is why I believe Tara Reade’s allegation is false. She is looking for attention,” wrote Komi.
While Komi is trying to show Biden’s innocence, all he really proved is that he ain’t had pussy since pussy had him.
I have so many questions here: Where does he think the vagina is located? Why does he indicate that there are other types of vaginas besides female vaginas? Does he think there is a male vagina? If so, is the male vagina located in a different place than the female vagina?
Also, who is really looking for attention here?
Komi is a democrat so he may believe there 172 different genders. With that kind of thinking, presumably there are 172 different kinds of vaginas. I’m no expert on the multi-gendered universe, I just know about male and female, so perhaps many of these alternate vaginas are in weird places like on top of a tranny’s head or buried deep within the anal cavity.
Of course Komi did qualify all of this with “female vagina” so he’s completely full of shit.
Mostly however, this attempt to exonerate Joe does anything but. Komi is essentially saying that Tara Reade was asking for it (slut shamming) and that Biden did penetrate her vagina with her cooperation. It doesn’t make Creepy Joe look that much better if cheated on his wife by finger-banging a subordinate.
Clearly Komi has never gotten a “stinky pinky” or he’d know it is entirely possible to penetrate a vagina with ones fingers, considering the actual location of the vagina and the dexterity of human fingers.
Joe Biden being credibly accused of sexual assault has liberals and feminists claiming that “believe all women” doesn’t mean that all women should be believed. As if that wasn’t crazy enough, there is now a democrat who claims the vagina is located in a mystery spot on the female body making it physically impossible for it to be penetrated by a man’s fingers. Liberal ethics meets liberal science.
