Joe Biden Says Coronavirus Has Killed 600,000 Crazy Americans

Because of the coronavirus lockdown, Joe Biden’s campaign plan is to issue a daily reminder, from his basement, that he is not in control of his facilities and should never be president. In this installment, Joe says that 600,000 Americans have died from coronavirus. He starts to say that these mass casualties are doctors and nurses, but then shifts to say they are all suffering from mental illness. Obviously he’s projecting because he’s the one who flew over the cuckoo’s nest and again, this man should never be allowed near the White House.

Biden was on MSNBC trying to pretend he still believes all women survivors of sexual assault with the one exception of the woman who has accused him of sexual assault. MSNBC wasn’t about to press Joe on the rape accusation from his former staffer Tara Reade, so they quickly moved on to Biden’s “expert” opinion on the coronavirus:

“Look Joe, over 600,000 dead and many of them are people who are those those those workers those nurses doctors some of them because they put themselves in the position to save other people’s lives, protect the rest of society,” said Biden.

At this point Joe thinks 600,000 nurses and a few doctors have died from coronavirus protecting society. This will change, but it’s important to note that’s where he started out. He also was damn sure of the number of dead.

“We talk about that number, like 600,000 plus people,” said Biden.

Even host Joe Scarborough couldn’t take it and corrected Joe that the number of dead at the time from the coronavirus was 60,000 not 600,000.

“Six, six sixty. I the I, I, I missed the, 60,000 over 60,000 deaths,” said Biden eloquently.

I actually thought he was about to break into Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden, but Biden went even weirder.

“And we talk about them like they’re a number. Every one of them left behind a family. Every one of them left behind friends, left behind, said Biden. “This is one at a time. They have to be recognized for they have done and I hope it opens up the eyes of the American people, which I think it has to realize there’s so many people every day, breaking their necks, from people making 7 bucks an hour to to to uh significant medical professionals.”

Biden still thinks that everyone who died from coronavirus were either nurses or doctors and is under the impression some of these medical professionals make 7 buck an hour, though he does acknowledge they aren’t quite as significant. Things however were about to change.

“I think we have a chance to fundamentally change the societal structure on how the inequity that exist in our system once we get through this because people now realize these are the people making a difference,” said Biden.

Now the 600,000 or 60,000 dead nurses and doctors are black people who, despite being treated badly by our system, made a difference. That too would change.

“First and foremost, recognize their sacrifice. They’re not asking for that but they have to know and part of what I’ve learned, you have to know that what is needed is you have to be recognized for people knowing that you are doing something good and decent and honorable and you’re doing it for other people. It’s about some ampathy. It’s about letting them know but beyond that, that’s why I proposed in the health care proposal I put forward that we significantly increase funding for mental health,” Biden said.

Do what now?

This is one of the biggest words salads Joe has ever served up, but this is what I think he was trying to say: 600,000 nurses, and some doctors, who mostly earn below minimum wage have died because they were minorities who were not recognized for their sacrifice and they were crazy, but Biden would increase funding for mental health which will keep them from dying in the future.

These are the exact words of a man who wants to be President of the United States. They are similar to the words of the homeless guy in front of the liquor store with a shit in his pants. The only difference is, the liberal media doesn’t pretend like the homeless guy is fit to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world.

No seriously, if President Trump said that 600,000 Americans died from coronavirus the liberal media headlines would scream: Trump Just Killed 540,000 Americans!!!!