CNN bills Don Lemon as a “news anchor” not an analyst or opinion host. This is significant because Lemon Squeezey used his news anchoring skills to reel off a list of ways he feels Barack Obama is better than Donald Trump. None of this was related to job performance however, as Lemon listed pure nonsense like “Obama is more accomplished and has a better wife.” The CNN stooge is a gay sexual predator, so his women ranking system is as suspect as his journalisming.
Apparently a rage hampster crawled up Lemon’s butt because this is the hard “news” he chose to present last night:
Damn, Don. pic.twitter.com/7WJXuV8tn4
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) May 4, 2020
“What is it about President Obama that really gets under your skin? Is it because he’s smarter than you? Better educated? Made it on his own? Didn’t need daddy’s help? Wife is more accomplished? Better looking? I don’t know, what is it? What is it about him? That he’s a black man that’s accomplished becoming president? That he punked you on the whole birth certificate thing? What is it about him? Just wondering,” Lemon said as if Trump, or anyone, actually watches his low-rated show.
When CNN White House corresponded quipped, “we are real news, Mr. Presidnet” this is what he was talking about.
CNN is so fake news that even this biased outburst of personal butthurt feelings is fake news. Let’s break it down:
Is it because he’s smarter than you?
Obama thinks there are 57 states in America while Trump knows there are only 50.
Better educated?
Obama has a law degree from Harvard while Trump has a business degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, neither of which are something to sneeze at. The difference is, Trump used his degree to become a billionaire while Obama used his to be a community organizer, which isn’t even a real thing.
Made it on his own?
Obama has never had a real job in his life. He’s never worked and yet is now worth millions of dollars. Making it on your own is doing something to amass wealth, but Obama has only benefitted from people giving him money for doing nothing.
Didn’t need daddy’s help?
Obama’s father was a an absentee deadbeat dad, but that does bring up a pretty good question: How did Obama, with his dirt poor white trash mom, afford the expensive education he got? Somebody help him.
Wife is more accomplished?
Well, both Michelle Obama and Melania Trump have the same level of accomplishment and that is being First Lady of the United States. Melania speaks 7 languages fluently, while Michelle speaks one language poorly. Melania was a supermodel while the only thing super Michelle ever achieved was having a smilier physique to the Man of Steel.
Better looking?
Considering this one came right after the Michelle Obama thing, it could be perceived that Lemon is saying Obama’s power-forward wife is more attractive than Trump’s, which is laughable. Lemon, as we know, is gay and has a man-crush on the former president so that’s probably what he was talking about. I’m not one who can accurately judge a man’s looks but I will say that Trump has been with way hotter women than Obama. I’m not even convinced Obama has ever been with a woman.
That he’s a black man that’s accomplished becoming president?
The problem here is that is the only accomplishment Obama can claim: that he was a black president. There is literally nothing else in his legacy because Trump was able to undo it all in a year and a half in the White House.
That he punked you on the whole birth certificate thing?
Obama refused to release his birth certificate after Hillary Clinton’s campaign started the rumors that he was not born in the U.S. Trump stepped up and demanded it, which in turn caused Obama to release it. How is that getting punked? Forcing someone to do something they don’t want to do is winning.
The point of Lemon’s fake news conversation with Trump is to make it seem like the President is obsessed with Obama and jealous of everything the former occupier of the White House has. Trust me on this one: Trump would rather keep his billions and his hot supermodel wife than being brow-beat, in his mom jeans, by a shaved Sasquatch like Obama.
