On Monday President Trump announced that he was taking the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine. At the time it didn’t make a lot of sense and Def-Con News speculated several reasons why. One of those reasons was that Trump was doing it to troll liberals who would surely flip the hell out. It is now very clear that Trump is taking this drug simply to make Joe Biden look dumber than usual. Once again Trump wins because his plan worked out perfectly.
Biden has run out of media outlets that want to Skype interview him in his basement bunker, but luckily the very prestigious Yahoo! News team still wants to listen to his ramblings. He didn’t disappoint.
Joe Biden just compared President Trump taking Hydroxychloroquine, a drug that has been prescribed to people for 65 years by doctors, to injecting himself with Clorox. pic.twitter.com/EaLbQwlZP5
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) May 20, 2020
Biden was asked what he thought about Trump taking hydroxychloroquine:
“It’s like saying maybe if you injected Clorox into your blood, you know, it may cure you. Come on, man,” said Biden.
Hydroxychloroquine is an FDA-approved drug that was invented in 1955 for the treatment of malaria, rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, and more recently coronavirus. Clorox is the brand name of bleach, which is a known toxin that the FDA hasn’t approved to treat any ailments. Yeah, taking hydroxychloroquine is exactly like shooting up with bleach, if you happened to be a braindead moron like Joe. Come on, man!
He continued his outrage because he actually has no idea that this drug has been used safely to treat a variety of illness for over a half-century.
“What is he doing. What in God’s name is he doing? The things the President say, the words of the President matter,” said Biden.
Lucky for Biden the words of a guy who has failed to be president multiple times don’t matter. If they did, someone in the liberal media may point out that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about half the time and the other half is just indecipherable gibberish.
“This is absolutely irresponsible. There’s no serious medical personnel out there saying to use that drug. It’s counterproductive. It’s not going to help,” claimed Biden.
Again, this drug was approved 65 years ago and has been prescribed millions of times and been used effectively millions of times. Apparently Joe thinks every doctor who has ever written a prescription for hydroxychloroquine is not a “serious medical personnel.”
Biden then said that because Trump announced he was taking the drug, people would run out and get their hands on some.
“So what do you think people are going to be doing? You think they’re not going to use it?” Biden asked.
Well, people would have to get a prescription for it, which means a doctor would have to determine they needed it, so there’s that. I’m not an expert on the illegal drug trade, but I’m almost certain there is no such thing as a hydroxy dealer, so people would have to get this from a doctor.
In summation: Joe Biden, who often says we must be guided by science, believes taking a safe effective FDA-approved drug is the same thing as injecting poison and worries that people will kill themselves trying to emulate the President.
Clearly there was a Trump campaign strategy meeting last week in which the President said, “I bet if I say I’m taking hydroxychloroquine I can get Sleepy Joe to say something profoundly stupid.”
The other thing that is clear is that someone in Trump’s campaign owes him a Diet Coke because the President won that bet hands down.
