If Joe Biden is trying to create a buzz for his basement bunker quarantine campaign he may have actually succeeded. For two months Joe has been doing Skype interviews from his house that nobody was paying attention to but today he was speaking with Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolfe and let a fart rip. Nobody will remember or care about anything the two men discussed, but that loudly audible ass bomb will have people talking for weeks. It might even get people to forget that he told black people they ain’t black unless they vote him.
At approximately the 20:40 mark of the video, Biden was complaining that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell refuses to allocate coronavirus reliefs funds for states that mismanaged their finances before the pandemic.
“Mitch McConnell,” started Biden.
Biden briefly forgot what he was going to say or who Mitch McConnell is. After an uncomfortable moment, he continued.
“Of Kentucky, the Republican Leader, is currently refusing to provide funding for the states and local governments. He says they should declare bankruptcy if they can,” said Biden.
Not true, McConnell said he wasn’t going to bail out states that ran themselves into the ground before the COVID-19 outbreak.
“This isn’t some math exercise. It’s about people. It’s about making sure you don’t have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers. Cut critical health care programs. Or stop work on roads and bridges,” Biden said.
At the point he says the word “roads” he shifts in his seat a bit an a very load fart can be heard. The look on Governor Wolf’s face is priceless. he definitely heard it too and looks somewhere between shocked and amused. I guess as long as he wasn’t in the room with Biden where he could smell it, it’s not that bad.
I’ve gone through this fart like the Zapruder film and found some interesting clues. At first the fart sounds like a like a cheek-slapper, but with each subsequent listening, it’s clear this was a wet juicy fart. It’s possible that it was even a shart or maybe a full-on pants shitting.
At the point of the rectal event, there was still 18 minutes left in the interview. Is it possible that Joe could sit for that long was a load of crap in his pants? I believe so because 1) his entire being is a load of crap and 2) he probably wears adult diapers.
I watched the rest of the interview for any indication that Joe was harboring a pants load, but he always looks uncomfortable and irritated so it’s inconclusive.
Even if it was just a fart, it could be part of something sinister. Like some kind of secret democrat code or sign.
Remember when Eric “Duke Nukem” farted during an interview:
Eric Swalwell, a California Democrat and former 2020 hopeful, appears to have farted on live television while discussing the impeachment into Donald Trump.
I cannot believe I am actually typing these words. https://t.co/M8CT5IIkn2
— Chris Riotta (@chrisriotta) November 19, 2019
It’s possible that farting during interviews is a racist dogwhistle (foghorn) to their supporters that they are all still secret white supremacists like they’ve been since the foundation of this country. Sure, they pretend (not very convincingly) to be champions of minorities, but then they let one rip on TV and their hardcore base knows they’re still the same party that owned slaves, started the KKK, and segregated the South.
The only problem with that theory is that Joe Biden is so completely out of it that he’s incapable of something this devious and complex. I’m sure as soon as the camera was off he shouted, “Hey Jill, somebody shit in my pants!” because he doesn’t even remember it happening.
