Liberals have settled on a narrative that the riots raging across the country are President Trump’s fault because of his rhetoric or something like that. At the same time they want to pretend like they give a crap so they are also blaming themselves for not doing enough to stop the racism of anti-looting laws. Luckily these guilty white liberals also see themselves as white saviors and will totally fix this problem. George Clooney leads an all-star cast of liberals checking their white privilege so they can have an even higher opinion of themselves.
Let’s start with attention-whore Mark Cuban who couldn’t be more proud that he’s unlocked the key to beating racism. Spoiler alert: it’s all about him:
Dear White People: We are the ones that need to change. This is not one man’s story. This is almost every black man’s story. Which is why the problem is ours. We need to find OUR way to change what we do. There is no quick fix. It’s a moral imperative https://t.co/V6VVAlvpB7
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) June 2, 2020
I used to think treating people equally meant treating them the same. Like it was a math equation. I was wrong. I’m learning that treating people equally means treating them with equal amounts of respect, for who they are and what they have experienced. https://t.co/mS58auJZaT
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) June 2, 2020
That’s positively brilliant: don’t treat people the same, treat them with the same respect. WTF does that even mean? In reality he’s saying treat people for who they are, which is the last thing black criminals and scumbags want. Clearly Cuban will go back to the drawing board and come up with a better way to check his white privilege.
Next there is CNN fake newser Brooke Baldwin who says: All who are white and privileged should open their ears to black pain
To say this is a dark time for America feels like an understatement. Processing it all has been impossible. I readily use my voice to speak out, my pen to call out, but I’m not too proud to admit that I’m struggling with what to say.
I’m gutted. Flattened. Heartbroken. But what could someone like me — white, privileged, employed, safe — say that will mean anything? Change something? Help anything?
If I’m truly the ally I say I am to my friends who are hurting, grieving, crying out for help, then my voice isn’t the one that matters at all right now. Theirs is. So instead of speaking here, I will listen. I’ll listen harder than I ever have before.
So Baldwin is going to fix racism by shutting the f*ck up? Hey, maybe this white privilege checking ain’t all that bad after all.
After being wrong about literally everything, which ain’t a great record for a journalist, Baldwin finally got something right:
Because, finally, it’s my voice that should not count.
Baldwin’s voice never counted, but at least she final realizes that fact.
Finally, the George Cloon Tang Klan tells us America’s Greatest Pandemic Is Anti-Black Racism:
The anger and the frustration we see playing out once again in our streets is just a reminder of how little we’ve grown as a country from our original sin of slavery. The fact that we aren’t actually buying and selling other human beings anymore is not a badge of honor. We need systemic change in our law enforcement and in our criminal justice system. We need policymakers and politicians that reflect basic fairness to all of their citizens equally. Not leaders that stoke hatred and violence as if the idea of shooting looters could ever be anything less than a racial dog whistle.
Clooney asks the question “so what do we do now?” and because he’s a douche, answers it:
This is our pandemic. It infects all of us, and in 400 years we’ve yet to find a vaccine. It seems we’ve stopped even looking for one and we just try to treat the wound on an individual basis. And we sure haven’t done a very good job of that. So this week, as we’re wondering what it’s going to take to fix these seemingly insurmountable problems, just remember we created these issues so we can fix them. And there is only one way in this country to bring lasting change: Vote.
That’s it? Vote?
Cool, I’m voting for Trump in November and that’ll put an end to the democratic party’s racism once and for all. Who knew it was that easy?
So according to these guilty white liberals, in order to get rid of racism we have to treat black criminals like criminals, STFU, and vote for Trump. I’ll do #1 and #3 but can’t do #2 because I have a lot to say.
The truly hilarious thing here is that all of these liberal assholes think making these stupid white privilege declarations makes them the greatest people in the world.
