You are never going to believe this! And you shouldn’t because it’s not true. But bear with me, I’m making a point. 😉
Last night some asshole purposely ran over a dog! I’m not sure who he was, but I know he killed that dog! So, what would any logically thinking individual do? They would do what I did! I thisted for vengence! So I grabbed my AR-15, a back up pistol, my KA-Bar, and went to work.
Not personally knowing who killed the dog, I of course selected a random victim to vent my outrage upon! I thought my neighbor would be a good choice. I wouldn’t have to travel far, I could be in and out in no time at all, and he wouldn’t have a chance.
So I climbed up to his roof top and and dumped some choloroform into his HVAC system. Woo, boy! Did that shit ever work! He was unconcious when I came in through his back door. Then I shot him, slit his throat, and shot him again to make sure he was dead.
Curiously, I felt that I wasn’t completely free of my need for vengence over this dead dog, even though he had nothing to do with it.
So I got in my car and decided to burn down a store or two. Because, isn’t that what normal people do when someone or something you didn’t even know is killed unjustly? YES! It makes perfect sense to me!
So I first drove to the corner liquor store. Broke all their windows and killed all the clerks. Why? Because of that dog I didn’t even know. I took all kinds of booze, stashed it in my “crib” and then went to the nearest Dollar Store. Burned that bitch down too. It’s my right! I’m angry!
So then I drove by the local dog catcher’s establishment and filled it full of 5.56mm in the process! No, he didn’t kill my dog either but it doesn’t fucking matter! I am PISSED and I have no impulse control. Nor do I have much intelligence. Therefore I quickly resort to violence.
Then I burned down an Alberton’s, a Safeway, and some other national grocery chain. And then wondered after a couple years why they didn’t give me new stores. Friggin’ racists.
Moral of the story: TO ALL YOU “PROTESTERS” [sic RIOTERS] OUT THERE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Just like in my hometwon of Los Angeles in 1992, you’re destroying your own communities. Then you’ll complain that your welfare check didn’t come on time and all those large stores that were once local have vanished.
All because of some thug . . . yes, I said thug. “Floyd had landed five years behind bars in 2009 for an assault and robbery two years earlier, and before that, had been convicted of charges ranging from theft with a firearm to drugs, the Daily Mail reported. And the vast majority of you didn’t even know wo this piece of crap was.
I’ve seen the video. I think the cop who killed this thug was in the wrong, although I will not shed a tear for the thug.
Almost everyone on the planet knows this guy did wrong. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA SHOWS YOU. EXCLUSIVELY! Therefore all cops are cold-blooded killers.
NO! That’s why I publish my “Body Cam Theater” episodes. The lame-stream media will show you everything that might go wrong with LEO vs criminal interactions. But stop for a moment about how many those are. And then think that the majority of these encounters are with white thugs. And then know that the police kill more white thugs than blacks.
And then know, if all of you weren’t committing crimes, you’d be vastly reducing your chances of encounters with the police.
Done. Now I’m gonna go burn down some businesses that had no involvment of the killing of that stray dog.
