If you’ve been following the liberal media narrative on the civil unrest across the country, it went from “your white ass is racist if you object to rioting and looting” to “if your white ass doesn’t participate in the rioting and looting, you’re racist.” Out-of-work pseudo comedian Tom Arnold considers himself to be woke and is a 5-star general in the “Resistance” so he’s not about to become one of those complacent racist white guys. His plan of action is to borrow his dad’s hunting rifle and kill Trump supporters in the name of Black Lives Matter. Somehow I doubt he’ll do it and if he does, it’s not going to work out well for him.
Here’s a real tweet from a real moron:
2nd Amendment is for everyone including black men with long guns but it’s fucking time for us white liberal men to stand up for our brothers & sisters. Borrow our dad’s hunting rifles & go nose to nose with Trump’s gang of misfit tools. Let’s do it @robreiner #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/KIf5OFAp3r
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) June 7, 2020
I like how he tagged Rob Reiner. Could you imagine Tom Arnold and Meathead, armed with rusty old bolt-actions taking on a highly-trained citizen militia with AR-15s? That would be the greatest thing of all time and if it was video, the first time either of these bozos were actually entertaining.
Unfortunately, this doesn’t look like something that is going to happen. I checked Reiner’s Twitter and he has chosen not to respond to Arnold’s invitation to the after-life. Even a Meathead knows this is a foolish idea.
One Twitter user pointed out the obvious stupidity of Arnold’s fantasy:
Lol.
You’ll shoot your own wang off, Tom.— monkeyboy10000 (@monkeyboy100001) June 7, 2020
Which prompted this even dumber response:
Like Donald Trump this supporter is way too f-ing stupid to understand the skill required for me to pull off this stunt but just to be safe I’m in my backyard now choreographing “shooting my wang off” in slow mo with my squirrel gun incase I’m ever required to do it in real life. https://t.co/vxXtOJJTGK
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) June 7, 2020
Tom Arnold calls this guy and President Trump “stupid” and then proceeds to accidentally admit that he has a very small wang that would require skill to shoot. He’s also admitting that he doesn’t have any shooting skills, which begs the question, why does he think he’d stand a chance in an armed conflict against people who know how to use firearms?
Also, it went from his dad’s hunting rifle to his own personal “squirrel gun.” Is this a .22 plinker? If so, that drops his odds significantly in his fantasy war against Trump supporters. At least if he had something like a 30-06 hunting rifle, he might be able to inflict some damage. With a pea-shooter the only thing that’s going to happen is he’s going to pee himself right before he is shot to death.
Judging by Arnold’s firearms ignorance and aversion to gun ownership, he probably means he has a gun that literally fires squirrels, like an air-compressed t-shirt cannon for furry critters. Perhaps his plan is to launch rabid squirrels at heavily-armed Trump supporters and hope they eventually get sick and die. Still, there are shots for rabies and there will be shots for Tom Arnold if he starts blasting people with squirrels.
Every time one of these liberal yahoos calls for an armed insurrection to overthrow Trump or kill his supporters, I say “bring it” but they never do. I live in the general vicinity of Tom Arnold and would love to give him the chance to be a big bad woke ally.
If you’re reading this, Tom, DM me and we’ll set something up. I won’t even bring an actual firearm to the fight. You can have your squirrel cannon and I’ll deflect the flying rodents with a tennis racket. I will then beat you senseless with the racket, which won’t be a long ass-whooping because you are very close to senseless now.
