Liberal Spin Cycle: ‘Defund The Police’ Doesn’t Mean Defunding The Police

When Tara Reade credibly accused democrat Joe Biden of sexual assault, liberals explained that “Believe All Women” didn’t really mean believe all women, just the ones accusing Republicans. Now that leftists and their democratic party representatives are screaming to “Defund the Police” and mortifying the majority of Americans, the liberal spin machine is working overtime to explain how that doesn’t actually mean defunding the police. Liberals really need to work on their slogans if they require this much explanation.

Since the liberal media has begun referring to the violent riots raging across the country as “peaceful protests” the message from the smoldering remains of our cities has been “Defund the Police!” Minneapolis, where this crap started, is very close to actually dismantling their whole police department to replace it with hugs and rainbows. Most people in this country think it’s the dumbest thing in the history of idiocy to get rid of all law enforcement so the liberal media has taken it upon themselves to make this sound slightly less moronic.

Here’s that dude from MSNBC:

Next up is that thing from NPR that your tax dollars pay for:

All of CNN:

And finally Al Sharpton:

It’s weird how none of the rioters on the streets or the liberal politicians have mentioned any of this. They simply say: “Defund the Police.” In fact, here is Minneapolis city council president, Lisa Bender, admitting that her plan is to completely get rid of the police department. She adds a nice touch by saying that it’s racist “white privilege” if anyone opposes defunding the police:

For the record, “defund” is a verb that means prevent from continuing to receive funds. If you prevent the police from continuing to receive funds, that means they will cease to exist, which is what these leftist kooks are demanding.

On the politician side of this insanity, the spin isn’t much better. Vapid Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims defunding the police means we stop giving them tanks.

We don’t currently give surplus tanks to local law enforcement agencies, which is one reason why this is vintage AOC idiocy. The other way is, in defending the “Defund the Police” movement, she’s actually saying “Defund the Military.”

The biggest problem with liberals, besides their shitty ideas, is that the have no idea what words mean. “Defund the Police” is just another in a long line of liberal slogans that fail because they have alternate definitions and realities like “Abortion Saves Lives” and “Trans Women are Women.”