Shocking Study Finds Blue Sates Are Less Patriotic Than Red States

In related news, science has proven that water is wet and shit runs downhill. In a new study, researches have come to the shocking conclusion that blue states (democrat land) are much less patriotic than red states (real America). Liberals say they believe in science and they hate this country, so there will be no outrage from the left on this one. In fact, some of these blue states may boast of these findings in their visitors centers: New Jersey hates America more than any other state!

Don’t ask why but for some reason WalletHub conducted a survey to determine the most and least patriotic states. I can’t wait for the GrubHub study on religious devotion.

These are the metrics they used to come to their conclusions: 

Average Military Enlistees per 1,000 Civilian Adults Between 2013 & 2018 (No Prior Service)

Veterans per 1,000 Civilian Adults

Active-Duty Military Personnel per 100,000 Civilian Adults

Share of Civilian Adult Population in Military Reserves

Share of Adults Who Voted in 2016 Presidential Election

Share of Adults Who Voted in 2016 Primary Elections

Volunteer Rate

Volunteer Hours per Resident

AmeriCorps Volunteers per Capita

Peace Corps Volunteers per Capita

Trial- & Grand-Jury Participation per Civilian Adult Population

Share of Residents Who Participate in Groups or Organizations (Civic Life)

Civics Education Requirement

They probably should have also measured how many government-sanctioned anti-cop riots, how many statutes pulled down, and how many American flags are flying in front of houses, but they never asked me what I thought.

Without further ado, here are the top 10 most patriotic states:

1. New Hampshire

2. Wyoming

3. Idaho

4. Alaska

5. Maryland

6. Utah

7. North Dakota

8. Wisconsin

9. Minnesota

10. South Carolina

Maryland is the only blue state (bluish) to make the top 10. Here are the bottom ten with a couple of surprises:

41. Illinois

42. Michigan

43. Connecticut

44. New Mexico

45. Florida

46. West Virginia

47. Texas

48. California

49. New York

50. New Jersey

WalletHub’s startling conclusion: Red taste are more patriotic than blue states.

The bottom 3 of NJ, NY, and Cali is not shocking but it is kind of a surprise to see solid-red states like Texas and Florida in the dumper. The only explanation I have for that is that Texas and Florida are among the most populated states so they can be red and still have a ton of America-hating leftists.

In fact, California, Texas, Florida, New York, and Illinois are the 5 most populous states in the country. It’s kind of disturbing that they all placed in the bottom ten of most patriotic states. About one third of all people in this country live in these 5 states. Obviously densely populated urban areas are full of people who don’t care very much about the greatest country that ever existed.

These qualifiers WalletHub has chosen aren’t the best gauge of patriotism. I’ve never served in the military, nor have I volunteered for AmericaCoprs or the Peacecorps. I do vote and I have volunteered locally. I’m a Ninja when it comes to getting out of jury duty. I actually would serve on a jury, but they always try to get me serve in the ghetto, which is not my community and a dangerous pain in the ass to do.

The point is, I’m a very patriotic American. I love this country. I pay my taxes, obey the law, and volunteer in my community. I’m also a legal gun owner and maybe that should have been one of the metrics: % of legal gun owners per capita is a pretty good indicator of patriotism.

Either that or look at he number of registered democrats per capita. Democrats hate this country so the more of them in a state, the less patriotic that state is.