The noose, which has been used to execute (mostly white) people for hundreds of years, has been appropriated by the racial grievance industry as a symbol of hate because democrats used to lynch black people with them. Until recently this fraudulently coopted symbol of hate needed some kind of context to be racist, but the George Floyd riots have changed everything. Some white kids made a noose out of dough and they have been canceled as violent white supremacists.
Here’s a video that has shocked a nation that now gets shocked by every stupid thing that comes along:
In Woodstock, GA at a Jimmy Johns, some white employees made a noose, look at the DETAILS in the damn noose dough that’s used for sandwiches. Crazy. They done this before…. pic.twitter.com/HylIMFvxxF
— X (@napkingcolejr) July 5, 2020
Yes, marvel in the detail of that “damn noose” with 2 coils made out of dough. A real noose has 6-8 coils and is not made out of dough, but whatever.
This video was made by white kids who work at Jimmy John’s. It hard to make out what they are saying, but nothing seems remotely racist. Also, there is a complete lack of black people to be offended by the dough-noose hanging as this was all white kids.
Based on this video of white kids goofing around, Jimmy Johns’ brought the hammer down:
We have zero tolerance for racism or discrimination in any form. The franchisee has taken immediate action and the employees have been terminated. The actions seen in this video are completely unacceptable and do not represent the Jimmy John’s brand.
— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) July 5, 2020
Where’s the racism? It’s white kids. Also, they are using Jimmy John’s dough so it seems pretty on-brand to me. If they were using Subway dough, that would be another thing.
For some reason Jimmy John’s wasn’t sure that people got how quickly and hysterically they react to nothing burgers so they double-tweeted this overreaction:
— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) July 6, 2020
It used to be that the noose had to be used in an attempt to intimidate a black person for it to be considered racist, but then a black drug addict died of a heart attack in Minneapolis and Bubba Wallace found a garage pull-down rope in his garage, all bets were off. Dough nooses around the necks of goofball white kids is now a cancelable hate crime.
I get it that democrats in the past have used nooses to hang black people in extrajudicial killings, but the noose was the preferred method of state executions for hundreds of years and most who perished at the end of the rope were white. How do black people get to claim this as a symbol of hate?
Africans were put in chains and brought to the New World to be sold into slavery. Does this mean chains in any context are racist? If so, my bike is a racist motherf*cker.
Plantation owners used to whip slaves who disobeyed so I guess all whips in any context are now racist too. Jockeys are going to have to find something else to hit their horses asses with and that dominatrix who beats the hell out of Bill Clinton and makes him lick her boots will have to be charged with a hate crime.
