When the NBA returns to finish its season nobody cares about, players will be able to swap out the name on their jersey for a “woke” socially conscious message like “Black Lives Matter.” Because the league is beholden to China however, there will be no nonsense like “free Hong Kong.” As a fan you can get yourself one of these custom jerseys or some even cooler anti-white/anti-cop ones. Again, everything is available except statements critical of the NBA’s overloads in the Chinese Communist Party.
The Washington Free Beacon did a story on the “wokeness” the NBA will allow and the shenanigans it has no tolerance for:
In keeping with league policy on political statements, the official online store of the NBA does not permit fans to order a custom jersey with the phrase “Free Hong Kong” printed on the back.
“Free Hong Kong” is one of the many phrases banned under the NBA’s new jersey policy, which allows players to display certain political messages such as “Black Lives Matter,” but prohibits messages critical of the Chinese regime.
Typing “Free Hong Kong” into the text box on the NBA store’s custom jersey page returns the following message: “We are unable to customize this item with the text you have entered. Please try a different entry.”
But here’s a bunch of stuff you can put on an NBA jersey:
- DEFUND POLICE
- ABOLISH COPS
- BEWARE OF JEWS
- SNEAKY JEWS
- BAN GYPSIES
- XI FOR LIFE
- CANCEL ISRAEL
- NINE 11 HOAX
- END TAIWAN
- ENSLAVE TIBET
- TRUMP HAS AIDS
- PENCE IS GAY
- UYGHURS LIE
I thought I’d give it a try as well and see how “woke” I could get with a $200 tank top. “All Lives Matter” was not allowed because that’s obviously racist, but these anti-white people slogans are good to go:
And in honor of the 2016 Black Lives Matter police ambush in which 5 officers were killed in Dallas, enjoy this anti-Cop Mavericks Jersey. Thanks Mark Cuban:
That one also works for a pro-Islam thing. I did try for “Gay Jihad” on an Orlando jersey but that wasn’t allowed so it’s not like the NBA is completely horrible.
You can also get city-specific jerseys to display your wokeness, like this appropriate Trailblazers one:
This next one is kind of surprising considering George Floyd’s death in Minnesota is what triggered all of this newfound wokeness in the first place. Maybe the NBA is letting it go because Colin Kaepernick and whatnot:
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is definitely going to want to get one of these Knicks jerseys to remember what an awesome job he did with the coronavirus:
And finally, you may have heard that the Washington Redskins have caved to the woke pressure and is changing their name. No worries, you can still get a Washington redskins jersey from the socially conscious NBA:
Remember kids, it’s only racist if it’s on an NFL jersey.
Since China is responsible for the coronavirus that has f*cked much of the world and the NBA is giving those virus-spreaders a lap dance, I sincerely hope not one single person watches the resumption of the NBA season.
