Elizabeth Warren Accidentally Slams Democratic Leaders, Un-Endorses Joe Biden

Elizabeth Warren likely dropped out of the presidential race with a promise from Joe Biden that she’d be his VP pick. She’s also been lobbying hard for the position of assistant runner-up loser, but she may have hit a snag. Warren said the party needs new leadership and fresh voices, which is slam against the dinosaurs in charge of the democratic party and an obvious un-endorsement of Joe Biden, who has been in Washington since the dawn of time.

“Person of color” candidate in the Biden VP sweepstakes, Elizabeth Warren set her cause back a bit with this thing:

Warren kicked things off by talking shit about President Trump.

“As this administration continues to fall short, it is critical that we work to strong decisive leadership, not just at the White House, but up and down the ballot,” started Warren.

Warren can’t even decide what race she is and she wants to talk about decisive leadership?

“Now more than ever we need new leaders, we need new voices, we need new people fighting for a government that works for everyone,” said Warren.

Sounds like a plan. Donald Trump has been in office for less than 4 years, so he definitely qualifies as a fresh new voice in politics. Unfortunately for the democrats, many of them do not meet Elizabeth Warren’s requirements:

Rep. Maxine Waters is 81-years-old and has been in office for 29 years.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is 80-years-old and has been in office for 33 years.

Senator Bernie Sanders is 78-years-old and has been in office for 35 years.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is 69-years-old and has been in office for 39 years.

Democratic party nominee Joe Biden is 77-years-old and has been in office for 45 years.

The democratic party leadership is a combined 385-years old and has been dwelling in the swamp for a combined 181 years.

The only place those are fresh new faces is at the morgue. Otherwise they are a bunch of ancient career politicians who have done nothing but create the mess they claim they can fix. They’ve had nearly 2 centuries of legislative time and haven’t fixed a damn thing. What are he chances they’ll finally get around to it now?

Remember, Warren said “now more than ever” we need these new voices in positions of leadership. That means she is calling for the immediate ouster of democratic leaders Pelosi and Schumer. More importantly, she doesn’t believe Joe Biden should be president since he’s the least new voice in American politics. He was fresh new face around the same time 8-tack players were radical new technology. He was born when Hitler was still in power and the democratic party was segregating black people.

Warren shouldn’t worry too much about this un-endorsement of Joe Biden. His mind is gone and he won’t even remember this tomorrow. Also, he’s committed to picking a woman of color running mate and his memory stopped working back when Warren was an Indian princess, so she’s still the front runner.